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witty moniker

life is no way to treat an animal -Kurt Vonnegut

About Me

i'm a guy....i do stuff....make music mostly.... and i'm probably saying something about sombody's mother right nowGet MySpace Layouts from nUCLEArcENTURy .COM OR create your own using MySpace profile editor !!!
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My Interests

your mom, music, entertainment, recording, naked girls, masturbation, people who are cool, i.e. real people, getting stoned......i forget the rest

I'd like to meet:

scrooge mcduck & launchpad mcquack....they are my herosor whoever buys this shirt for me:

and this kid:

i feel hungry. hey! let's go to this mcdonalds!!

and hang out with this guy later:

Music:

everything that is good....except those bands that everyone thinks is great but isn't....especially your band....guess i'll give this a go...finally.... portishead, radiohead, bjork, king crimson, sublime, particle, mr. bungle, pink floyd, led zeppelin, faith no more, counting crows, fantomas, tomahawk, lovage, anything mike patton, dj shadow, dan the automater, gorillaz, tortoise, mogwai, super furry animals, the mars volta, the hosemobile, soul choughing, m. doughty, cornelius, del the funky homosapien, cream, galactic, garage a trois, ween, the flaming lips, modeski martin and wood, juno reactor, sigur ros, phish, moe, disco biscuits, les claypool, primus, adrien belew, outkast, perpetual groove, the doors, tool, a perfect circle, nine inch nails, jim croce, air, jimi hendrix, john coltrane, thelonius monk, charles mingus, miles davis, dave brubeck, nirvana, pearl jam, alice in chains, soundgarden, bob marley, peter tosh, at the drive in, the beatles, modest mouse, unkle, wilco, tv on the radio, beck, incubus, ben harper, jeff buckley, brian eno, sts9, pinback,THE BEATLES, and all sorts of other shit i just can't think of now

Movies:

the one where that guy does that thing and stuff...you know.

Television:

family guy, simpsons, seinfeld, home movies, oblongs, vh1's i love the 80's- i mean how can you not love that show?, mission hill, inspector gadget, aqua teen hunger force, mad tv, crank yankers, law & order, chapelle show, cowboy bebop....and many more.

Books:

jitterbug perfume, junky, on the road, naked lunch, choke, be here now, anything by bukowski, last exit to brooklyn, fear and loathing lin las vegas, dharma bums, youth in revolt, 1984, brave new world, still life with woodpecker, skinny legs and all, everything is illuminated, naked, the virgin suicides, etc.

Heroes:

our lord and savior jesus christ.

he's delicious

My Blog

oh, the woe that is

so my brand new computer is not working.  looks like i’ll have to reinstall the OS.  seems i have no luck with notebooks.  perhaps, it stopped working because blue collar used it....
Posted by witty moniker on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:14:00 PST

into the long plastic hallway

where is the time going? it's hard to remember that time travels through us and not the other way around.  much like a biological time machine that only moves into the future.  then again on...
Posted by witty moniker on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST

tuesday is pizza day

hard to believe myself these days.learning i am lost.  wandering in a field of shit.wiki has 2 million english articles.  wow.this is life.  live or die it goes on.how many beatles song...
Posted by witty moniker on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:48:00 PST

scandal used to paralyze. now it is the norm. go figure.

i'm tired.  i'm angry.  i'm all the things i'd forgotten how to be.i'm still waiting for the stupor of change to pass.4 weeks.  28 days.  it used to seem so long.but that was many ...
Posted by witty moniker on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:00:00 PST

i'm really beginning to dislike air travel

Fucknorthwestairlinesmaybe i'll explain more later.
Posted by witty moniker on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

the interanal revenue service: raping your ass because you make money

i have had the wonderful realization that making money sucks almost as much as not making money.that didn't really make sense.having made more money in 2006 than i ever have in my life (in one year, d...
Posted by witty moniker on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST

a compelling reason to say "oy!"

should i be offended?  am i?  is it even possible?i'll get down to it.  at the entrance to my complex there is a sign.  a very simple construction displaying the name of the fabulo...
Posted by witty moniker on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

hatemongers unite!!

i have to be honest:i am so unbelievably tired of this kramer situation.he's a fucking comedian!  doesn't he have some right to say extremely offensive shit?  when's the last time you went t...
Posted by witty moniker on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:29:00 PST

this dynamite tastes like candy!!

sitting here seems to be harmless.  must've lost my hindsight when i gained my foresight.  now i only see my mistakes as they begin.these days are the same as other days.  but really th...
Posted by witty moniker on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 06:31:00 PST

if you love LOST


Posted by witty moniker on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:38:00 PST