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Velvet Sinclair

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About Me

Well... I've lived in TN my whole life. I have a kind of Southern pride unrelated to pick-up trucks, rebel flags, and ignorance but completely akin to butter beans & corn bread, and steamy evenings immersed in a bourbon fog. Still trying to figure out what I want to be when I'm grown. The most important thing to know about me is that I don't have any shame.
I believe in: a good PBR buzz on Sunday morning. Warm fuzzy animals. Laughing out loud as hard as you can stand. Liberal politics. Doing what you can when you can do it. The mystery of grief. The strength of my mother.
I live in Memphis with my wonderful, intelligent, hilarious husband. He takes beautiful pictures . Why don't you hire him ? I try to live a moderately healthy life, spiked by a little too much to drink. I love the trappings of white trash America and living in this city.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lovely interesting people who like to watch good films, drink and dabble, and would like to have some damned fun. With me. Also my dead great-grandmother who rode around the neighborhood on her horse birthing babies, Paula Deen, Jerri Blank, and Ketch Secor. Lord God hon!As well as...
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My Blog

bring it on home to me {yeah}

Damn, this cold weather has exacerbated my seasonal sniffles. I am back to sleeping in socks, with the electric blanket on, and I don't care for it one bit. Another late frost just like last year... I...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:16:00 GMT

can you say "completely inappropriate venue?"

So, as some people might not know, because they don’t A) listen to the news or B) live in Memphis, TN, today is the 40th anniversary of the murder of Dr. King. I wanted to mark this occasion by ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 09:21:00 GMT

I dreamt I had a tea party with pink tea for me and yoooooou...

Hey y’all, it’s my motherfucking birthday. I have reached rockstar death age and am officially less than three years away from the big 3-0. I already have a lot of gray hairs to show for i...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:11:00 GMT

rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck

I feel like I have never in my life been as ready as I am this year for warm weather. I know that eventually it will result in sweltering suffering sweaty discomfort, but I just love being able t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:35:00 GMT

I hate it when my fingers freeze.

My love affair with Myspace has waned. It still serves its little purposes but for God's sakes, nothing even remotely interesting has happened on the Myspace radar in months. Years. The last time must...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Santa Claus is a black man

Today our training group went out for a holiday lunch at a place called the Soul Cafe. I noticed that there was no booze on the menu and when I pointed it out, someone informed me that the restaurant ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 13:59:00 GMT

Promotion of my dear near-husband

Hey, does everyone remember when I posted awhile back about Brandon doing some photography for the Commercial Appeal? Well, a couple of his photos were published on the front page of the food section....
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:38:00 GMT

nasty Christmas rant

I've got a big beef with Christmas. I want to take a big ol' poop on it. This is getting worse every year, I think. I am still in training at work and I found out at the beginning of the week that the...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 11:03:00 GMT

i am grounded, i am humble, i am one with everything

Thanks to all the men who sacrificed their lives for our country, I am at the library today, instead of at work. The internet's down at our little house because garbage trucks have an annoying habit o...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:25:00 GMT

forgive yourself if you think you can

I'm pretty exciting about writing on here again, and the response I've received. Thanks for reading, y'all, you should subscribe so I can see who you are! I promise I won't think that you like me or l...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:20:00 GMT