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Simple Mike: It's Complicated

Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them!

About Me

Big, tall, loud, balding. Working very hard to prove that 30 is the new 20. I'm married to the most beautiful girl in the world . I play bass in a band with my two best friends, though not as often as I'd like. I have a bad feeling about even numbered years in general, and 2008 in particular.

My Interests

My Sarah Lee, the Peavey T-40, the care and feeding of the domestic cat or cats.

I'd like to meet:

Ex-girlfriends, school chums, etc.

Music:



Movies:

The movies on my DVR. Wanna come over and watch them with me? Please?

Television:

Venture Brothers, 30 Rock, Nova, Nature, The Soup, Pushing Daisies . . .

Books:

I've been getting a lot of superhero comic books from the library. I'm regressing, literarily.

My Blog

Funny Baby is Funny!

Jules came to hang out with Uncle Mike and Aunt Sarah a couple of weeks ago. This is what commenced, among other things . . . ...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:39:00 PST

One Whole Year!

? JANUARY?1. Who kissed you on new years?My special lady, named Sarah Lee2. Did you have a New Year's Resolution this year?No, I am philosophically opposed to such things.3. Does it snow where you liv...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 12:39:00 PST

Original Motion Picture Soundtrack

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?So, here's how it works:1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)2. Put it on shuffle3. Press play4. For every question, typ...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 05:20:00 PST

An open letter to Korn . . .

Dear Korn (or Korn's record label's marketing department),Your new album cannot be called Untitled. If it's called "Untitled", then it's not untitled, it's titled "Untitled," which is a terrible idea...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 08:15:00 PST

What happened last night

"What happened last night"an epic spam poem by "Kimberly Stevens"run paste It is the entertain chess path of righteousness, "Ay, Jan, of a road sort. At one time branch charge I worshipped Burns. And ...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 08:25:00 PST

KWZ

Nice way to fill 20 minutes, methinks:1- Who was your first prom date: Jennifer Bush2- Who was your first roommate : Steve Samoray3- What was the first person to give you an alcoholic drink: Also Ste...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Fri, 25 May 2007 09:13:00 PST

**SPOILER WARNING!** Tonight's Episode of LOST! **SPOILER WARNING!**

I had a Desmond-style prophetic dream last night about tonight's episode of the hit thriller LOST. Be warned, there's some crazy stuff going down!Okay, first of all, you know the house, the big old h...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

Return of the Spam Poetry!: "Feel your life with colors of joy!!!"

Sorry, couldn't resist this one. It's this century's Pale Fire:I.Hi, let's me wish you more happiness in your life!!!Feel embarrassment when joining her in bedroom?Forget the feeling, become her best...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:59:00 PST

SoundTraxxx!

I love . . . there's no other word for it . . . LOVE the soundtracks to terrible movies from the 1980's. Right now I'm watching Night of the Creeps (on SciFi channel right now! Comcast channel 57 RI...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:50:00 PST

Cut. It. Out.

Stop it. Everyone stop it. Stop having birthdays right now, because I can't keep up with them. It seems like every day I'm finding out that yesterday was the birthday of someone I love, and I feel ...
Posted by Simple Mike: It's Complicated on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:40:00 PST