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Ryan

Life moves pretty slowly when you're sumberged in the jaws of a giant hippo...

About Me

I'm a laid back Sagitarrius with a penchant for slow dancin' and smooth talkin'. Concordantly, I like vicarious thrills and telling the moon to back off. Sometimes I think about what life would be like if I was you and you were me, and together we were three. Someday I'd like to visit gay Paris and F like Henry Miller. Other than that, I've got a huge head, a soft heart, and a pair of pleather angel wings under my bed. Also known as Dominar of The Opposite of The Flobee Hair Suction System.Oh...and I'm big in Iceland... width="425" height="350" .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Chucho mi Chucha!

I'd like to meet:

Manimals...and Womanimals.

Music:

Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Doom!, Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Jug Doom! I also like that one that goes... Oom pa Oom Pa Oom Pa dum dum dum dum Oom Pa! blickem blickem blickem Chack!

Movies:

you mean the talkies. they scare me.

Television:

I can't stop watching VH1. I'm dying inside.

Books:

right now i'm reading the people's history of the united states by howard zinn. nothing makes you feel more like getting up in the morning and kissing the sun than learning that your country's heritage is based on rape, theft, and murder. Got's to get me some of that.

Heroes:

Your Mom