Purgatorio

total prick. a concentrated form of motherfucker. i've lent an asshole $5,000 but i wouldn't lend my drunk, good friend 20 bucks to take a cab home because i wanted to witness him getting smacked by a bus.i've taken a shit in the white house.i think the arcade fire are overrated.i've saved a baby from a burning building and not gotten laid because of it.i think Tony The Tiger has an STD.i love my first name but i hate italians.you're not really a man until a woman closed fist punches you in the mouth.