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courtney

and when i am over border, i will send you pretty postcard with three heartfelt cliches

About Me

shit-talkin' uppity bitch

My Interests

Rebellion through consumption, taking trends and ideas directly from the past and applying them to today's society, and unicorns puking rainbows.

I'd like to meet:

whatev.

Music:

The Dandy Warhols, Amon Tobin, Blue Scholars, Gogol Bordello, Jason Mraz, Sublime, A Tribe Called Quest, The Cramps, The Dead Kennedys, David Bowie, M.I.A., Mojo Nixon, Belle & Sebastian, Shakira, Brazilian Girls, Miles Davis, Billie Holiday, Django Reinhardt, The Velvet Underground, etc.

Movies:

Thank You For Smoking, But I'm A Cheerleader, Everything Is Illuminated, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Latcho Drom

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Kids in the Hall, The Daily Show, Law and Order (and all its incarnations)

Books:

pop-up kama sutra

Heroes:

Oh man here goes. Lech Walesa (before Solidarnosc tried to be a political party), Hunter S. Thompson, Ze Frank, The Buddha, Frida Kahlo, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Django Reinhardt, Jon Stewart, Douglas Rushkoff, Ben Hazelwood, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kurt Vonnegut, Emperor Norton, Linda Walton (Rab), Jello Biafra, Frank Zappa, and the kid that lives across the street who falls out of a tree on purpose and pretends to break his arm to fuck with passerbys.

My Blog

bein nerdy.

Rupert Murdoch was once my secret lover.Yes, this is true.  We were quite happy together, me with my youthful beauty and him with his money and power.  But then I decided to break it off, fo...
Posted by courtney on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:48:00 PST

it's a surrrvey for you to fill out about meeee

i'll do a dance for you1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me...
Posted by courtney on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 09:04:00 PST

gold

This morning my gold eyeshadow burst and shattered on the floor, so my feet were lightly gilded for the entire day.
Posted by courtney on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:09:00 PST