i'm the real doctor khan
when i'm not driving around the m25 talking to Iain Lee, i'm doctoring. I'm not doctoring in the house, or in the tardis, but in mongolia. I specialize in involuntary amputation.
if you want an amputation (and even if you dont) then call me 0906 DR KHAN 4U
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Temüjin Borjigin aka Dr Ghengis Khan
Birthday: some day in 1162
Birthplace: Hentiy, Mongolia
Current Location: Ulaanbaatar
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 7 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: mon bloody golian!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: jesus creepers
Your Weakness: ther laydeez
Your Fears: mr anxious
Your Perfect Pizza: tomato and monkey
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: my 5000th amputation
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: microsoft
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta do some surgery
Your Best Physical Feature: 6th toe i stole from ms monroe
Your Bedtime: is fun
Your Most Missed Memory: hanging out with beet oven in Bill + Ted's excellent adventure
Pepsi or Coke: blood
McDonalds or Burger King: blood
Single or Group Dates: group (more people to chop up)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck off i'm not a pussy
Chocolate or Vanilla: what you trying to say?
Cappuccino or Coffee: gore
Do you Smoke: i smoked Western Xia
Do you Swear: winkle
Do you Sing: i sing during surgery to put my patients to sleep
Do you Shower Daily: no. i stink
Have you Been in Love: i'm in love with slicing and dicing
Do you want to go to College: i'm 800 years old for fucks sake
Do you want to get Married: no time for that what with all the chopping
Do you belive in yourself: of course i do, i'm in wikipedia!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: i have those little plastic earth straps on the back of my horse
Do you think you are Attractive: for 800 years old i'm bloody gorgeous. i'm going on '10 years younger' to look 790
Are you a Health Freak: youre getting confused with my co-star jane weidlin (joan of arc)
Do you get along with your Parents: if i'm 800 years old, what are the chances my parents are still alive you idiot
Do you like Thunderstorms: i love them, but only if i'm not on my own. otherwise i cry
Do you play an Instrument: baseball bat
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: havent you seen Bill and Ted? we caused mahem
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i'm not american
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but i have eaten raw flesh
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes when i swore on the Iain Lee show. 7 sec delay dumped me
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its too bloody cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: China, Mongolia, Russia, Ukraine, Korea, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, Iraq, Iran, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Moldova, Kuwait, Poland and Hungary.China, Mongolia, Russia, Ukraine, Korea, Azerbaijan, Armenia, Georgia, Iraq, Iran, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Moldova, Kuwait, Poland and Hungary.
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: what do you think
Ever Shoplifted: no, but smashed up some shop dummy in the san dimas mall
How do you want to Die: i'm 800 years old.. if it hasnt happened already...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'm 800 years old!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: inner mongolia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: red
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: scalped
Height: half her original height
Weight: underweight
Best Clothing Style: mogolian sports casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: 1 dvd of bill and ted
Number of Piercings: i've pierced 100,000 enemies if thats what you mean
Number of Tattoos: 1 - 1987 edinburgh tatoo
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not burning down Slough
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