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Aunty Nanna Raeburn

I can cure you.

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Aunty Nanna Raeburn
Birthday: April 3rd 1944
Birthplace: London
Current Location: The floor of the bar at the Rat and drainpipe
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Well, it's grey now. It's all the worry.
Height:
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Comfortable ones.
Your Weakness: Vodka and problems.
Your Fears: I fear nothing.
Your Perfect Pizza: Agony and anchovies.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become beatified.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Like a top up?
Thoughts First Waking Up: F*cking hell, my head. Where am I?
Your Best Physical Feature: My dignified air.
Your Bedtime: Whenever I fall over.
Your Most Missed Memory: Being a sitcom writer.
Pepsi or Coke: Either, I only use it as a mixer anyhow.
McDonalds or Burger King: Kebab, it's all I fancy after a few.
Single or Group Dates: I don't date, I don't need men.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, strong, black.
Do you Smoke: Only when pissed. So, yes.
Do you Swear: F*ck yeah.
Do you Sing: Rugby Songs.
Do you Shower Daily: Of course, sometimes it's essential.
Have you Been in Love: Only the once, he was a bastard, of course.
Do you want to go to College:
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, and everyone else believes in me too.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Often
Do you think you are Attractive: I am 'da bomb'
Are you a Health Freak: Yes, well, apart from the old falling down water.
Do you get along with your Parents: Both dead.
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In fact you're probably mistaking her for ANNA raeburn, who does a fine service every weekday 1-3pm on LBC 97.3. Who you can call on 0870 90 90 973.

Note this is NANNA Raeburn's page. If you want to send gin and a fresh crate of lemons, Nanna, she say 'yes'.

My Interests

Problems, advice, drinking games and younger men.

Television:

I never watch TV, it is evil and full of bad advice. I did like the theme to the programme 'No Problems'. And I also wrote my own sitcom 'Agony' starring Maureen Lipmann as me.

Books:

Self-help mainly. Some problem pages.

Heroes:

Dear Dierdre. Marge Proops, Claire Rayner, Susan Quilliam.

My Blog

Trisha in Scary Clown Terror scandal.

My lovely friends,   Welcome to Nanna Raeburn's latest journal entry, here I shall update you on the world of agony aunts, aunts and agony, plus booze. I would like to thank all of those who wer...
Posted by Aunty Nanna Raeburn on Tue, 30 May 2006 07:46:00 PST

Swearing like a trouper.

When I am at home and I've had a couple of drinks I have an incredible potty mouth, believe me I'm F*cking foul! But I would never swear on the radio, no, f*cking way. I've been accused of saying f*ck...
Posted by Aunty Nanna Raeburn on Fri, 12 May 2006 07:32:00 PST