Lulu

My son, Lester is my pride and joy, but he does need a good poke on his backside at times. I'm determined that he has a better life than me. So I look out for him. I will even do his schoolwork, if I have too. In my spare time I'm shopping for a bonafide USDA choice stud muffin. A man who'll buy me sparkly things and chocolate, and make me feel beee-yooo-ti-ful like I know I am. I get a lot of looks, so I know I'm more attractive than most of you all, but I try to be humble about it. Don't call me stuck up, 'cause I do have compassion for most of you pathetic frumpy wannabes. If you twist my arm I'll admit that I'm not above a little gold-digging. I'm also not above a major hissy-fit, so don't cross me. I have a job at the Pump and Go, a local quick-mart, but it barely pays the bills. Being a divorced single mom can be difficult...In a moment of desperation, I called Dial-a-Prayer and they connected me to Angel Temps, so now Lester has a guardian angel, Gus. I swear sometimes he is a first-class, grade-A, clueless, yoakum. He'd jump in the lake to get out of the rain. At times he creates more problems than he fixes. But overall he's doing his job. Lester is a handful, but I do adore him and want him to succeed. And remember what my mamma told me, "Love might not make the world go round, but it makes the trip more pleasant."Learn more about me at: http://www.limbotoon.com/