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Kelly

Teacher by day, comedian by night

About Me



26 years old from Winnipeg, Manitoba. After starting in standup comedy nearly 3 years ago, has quickly become one of the countries youngest headliners. Has a fast paced-high energy form of comedy. Also a middle school language arts teacher. Don't mess with him or he'll make you stay inside for recess.

My Interests

Telling jokes, making fun of people who are awkward, NFL football, seeing Tom Brady with no shirt, seeing Jeremy Dick with no shirt, teaching kids how to write poems

I'd like to meet:

Friends and funny people

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, Arcade Fire, boy bands, and German techno

Movies:

The Never Ending Story, Goonies, Back to the Future 1 and 2, but not 3, anything with Vince Vaughn or Will Ferrell

Television:

Pardon the Interruption, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Monday Night Football, CNN Headline News

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, The Grizzly, Underground to Canada, Old Yeller, Harry Potter 1-4, but not 5, and anything by R.L. Stine

Heroes:



My Blog

Christmas Break

So some kids at school are now aware of the myspace, which is a bit wierd they are probably reading this as I speak. "Hey get back to work, don't you owe me an essay and a book report."  Christma...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

Back to School

Its my first full year of full-time teaching and after week one I think Naughty By Nature put it best when they said "everything's gonna be alright."  Which is a good song, but its no Jamboree in...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

World Cup

The world cup is almost over and as a sports fan I thought I'd give it a chance, after watching numerous 0-0 games and a few 1-0 I realized that I need to get some more friends.  I do, however, l...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST

My Space

Wow, this my space stuff is pretty crazy, its like a cult.  I originally thought it was a bunch of lame single people that needed a public forum to meet people and show off how they look with no ...
Posted by Kelly on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 05:13:00 PST