Hades

Hey, Lord of the Underworld here...and I'm the hot headed villain everyone LOVES to hate. Admit it, I'm AWESOME. Compared to any other villain of my time and age and even BEYOND that, I'm in a class all my own. I'm unique, walk my own way, talk my own talk, do my own thing,y'know what I'm sayin'? Sure, I'm an evil, cold hearted son of a bitch, but HEY...I'm a great guy to bring to a party and I'm just dyin' for a good time. HA! "dyin'"? Get it? *buh-dum-TSH* I might of been around since the dawn of time itself, but screw it, I'm still as ambitious as I always was. *evil grin* Y'never know what this flametop's cookin' up. (what the hell? They can't get my age right? Whatever...I guess I'd be the equivalent of my 50's if mortal?...*shrug*..who the fuck cares?)Anyway... Being the Lord of the Dead is no picnic...Nevertheless, even though I rule the darkest and most gloomy of netherregions, I'm always just kiddin' around...I'm a nice guy {When I WANT to be}...I have NO patience...and hardly any sympathy for anybody or anything....LOL! Just messin', just messin'....and my temper?...Just DON'T get me mad...ok?....Unless being burnt to a pile of ashes is your idea of fun or something, you sicko....BUT, to cut this short, I'm just your average, obnoxious, sarcastic, evil, cold hearted {yet handsome}, charming, smooth talkin', ego centric Lord of the Underworld...and I'm lovin' EVERY minute of it! HAA HAA!!! Badda bing, babe, badda bing! I'm always up for meetin' new people...even if ya are a little strange..I mean, LOOK AT ME, I don't have room to talk, HA! So, yea, drop me a line, whatever, yadda yadda and I'll get back to ya ASAP, ok? Great, fantastic, we're doin' business now, cha-ching! Overall: Welcome to the madness that is me. Might as well enjoy your stay, right?
Time to add some INFO to clear up some "Frequently Asked Questions"...or, better yet, tell ya SHIT you NEED to know.....even though, I already know, regardless of if I clear it up here and now, I'll still be asked the questions that could easily be answered by reading this, but, what the hell, I'll do it for my health. *sarcasm* *ahem* To start off, NO, I am no longer with Persephone. YOU people can get divorces and shit...why can't I? Seph and I had our little thing but hey, I move on, ok? She still works down here and all, I mean, sure...but, no, as of NOW, we're not together. AND I didn't friggin rape her, THANK you VERY much. I may be an asshole, but I'm not THAT bad. I'm the ladies' man of the Olympian family tree here, c'mon, whaddya take me for? Besides, PLEASE do not take the myths word for word WHATEVER you do. I HOPE you people realize that shit is ridiculously unstable. Seriously, back in my day? The myths were just political ventures to bring bad names upon gods/goddesses that other gods/goddesses didn't favor. (hence why I got a pretty bad name...those douchebag Olympians spreadin' sick rumors about me just cause they don't like me for reasons I CANNOT come to understand. THAT'S why I got a bad rep...but hey, I make it look GOOD, don't I? *wink*) HEH, and you mortals fell for it. How amazing is THAT? *laugh* Also, I'm no longer with Hecate, either, the witch of the night..nah, I moved on from her, too. (DAMN, I'm a playa) ANYWAY, 'bout comments and messages and junk like that? Gimme time, people, and I MORE THAN USUALLY get back to yas SOONER or LATER. I might be a god, sure, but I'm not jumpin' off some bridge or nothin' for yas just so ya hear from me. It's not the end of the world, sheesh. Comments are a pain in the ass, though, so uh....drop me a message, I love those. FURTHERMORE, when it comes to artwork, anything hosted on this profile here is MINE, souly and completely MINE. Take it and I'll hafta sue you; I'm not even kidding. Sorry, I don't wanna be rash, I'm just sick of people tryin' to swipe my shit, y'know? It's just a pain in the dick after awhile, oy vey. So let's all play nice and get along, huh? Sound good? Good...*fanged grin* Also, when it comes to art, ya might like my stuff, but hey, I'm a busy god here, ok? I don't have the time to start takin' all these requests for art and things of that nature...sorry...I don't. Boo hoo. And yes, Hera is with me now...she left her abusive, wife beatin', cock suckin' husband, Zeus...the rapein' bastard. Heh, she and I have been together LONGER than all of yas know so PLEASE, it might be somethin' new for YOU people, but it's only gettin' better for us. *sleazy grin* CHA-CHING! Badda bing! Alright, I talk too friggin much, I'm outta here. If I think of somethin' more, yea, sure, I'll add it. Ciao.