Hades: Ladies! Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates: Late.
Clotho: We knew you would be.
Atropos: We know everything.
Lachesis: Past.
Atropos: Present.
Lachesis: And future.
Clotho: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
The Fates: In 18 years precisely,
The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The Fates: The time to act will be at hand,
Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall,
And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: Yes! Hades rules!
The Fates: A word of caution to this tale.
Hades: Excuse me?
The Fates: Should Hercules fight, you will fail.
Hades: [shouting at the top of his lungs] What?
[calm] Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
