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Roxy Riot

SHOWGIRL. [Stripper/PoleDancer/LapDancer]

About Me

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My name is Roxy Riot, and I am a self-confessed vanity-whore.
[www.RoxyRiot.com]
My life is pretty fucking amazing right now. I have a contract with a major company who manage my website and I also dance for Blue Box Enterprise (Red Leopard, Blue Coyote, Club Moscow, Direktors, and Blue Leopard). Message me for details on the nights that I dance and which club i'm working at that week. I love my jobs, I get to do my 3 favourite things in life; Porn, posing, and receive a ridiculous amount of attention.
I also work for Camwhores.com. I like getting my cooch out, a lot.
I archive all of my past video blogs. If you would like to view them, [Click Me]
FEMALE FOR SALE - This pretty piece of flesh is in BRAND like new condition. Has various problems internally but the cosmetic work is in absolute pristine condition! Needs to go to a generous owner who can give her everything a little lady of this nature needs... and then some. Comes complete with her own accessories, super-sized ego, and fully adjustable limbs and orifices! Has her own action phrases, including 'I Love You Daddy', 'That's Hot', and 'Harder!'. Tends to stray unless kept on a tight leash and under a firm hand... Keep her sweet and she'll reward! Requires various toxicants and poisons to perform to the best of her abilities. Without a doubt, a perfect possession that could be yours if the price is right!WARNING! Only the dogs and dolls with the strongest stomachs and sickest of minds need apply.
There is a boy who answers to the name 'Pingu', he is the sex. We do not exchange bodily fluids. He happens to be the most important thing to me in the universe and the best fucking writer on the planet. Don't believe me? [Try Him Out For Size]
I have the most amazing friends, they are the most important thing in the world to me. Pingu, Tom, Adey, Lauren, Christian, Natalie, and Lucy. I wouldn't be where I am today if I didn't have you guys by my side, destroying your nostrils and enjoying the ride with me.
My boyfriend is the most amazing guy on earth. Thank you for being in my life Adey. You make everything worth it. I look forward to a future of fun and frolics (and horrible, dirty, pounding-out-your-insides sex which makes me scream for mercy) with you.

My Interests

Modeling. Pole Dancing. Being On Stage. Photography. Super Heels. Stripping. Latex. Body Modification. Ballet. Anal Sex. Musicals/Theater. Makeup. Dancing. The Drum, and Of Course the Bass. Copious Amounts of Drugs. Arguing. Cock, Sucking Cock, and Cocktails. Cooking, No, Not Cocking. Painting. Pornography. Yoga. Winning. Japanese Culture. Your Mum. Mexican Food. Dirty Music. Girls... Who take It In Their Ass Then Their Mouth, and Love It. Vodka. Cigarettes. Music. Kittens. Receiving Attention. Sadomasochism. Blood, Spit, and Rape Baby...and all that fucking jazz.

I'd like to meet:


Crazy people. People who can dance. Hot people. People who aren't afraid of just letting go and having a fun time without caring about people think of them. Smackheads.
Fans. So i can sign their tits/face/mums.
Mums?! ...Where the hell did that come from?!

Oh, and Paris Fucking Hilton.

**If you would like to meet me in person one-on-one get in touch. I'm available for hour bookings at the beautiful Direktors club in Leeds. Get me alone for fun and filth, if you think you can handle me.**

Direktors - "Leeds most luxurious and sophisticated VIP gentleman's club. Located on the top floor of Club Moscow this exclusive and sumptuous VIP lounge has to be seen to be believed. Leeds' most beautiful girls, champagne and first class service make Direktors the place where everyone wants to be, but only few can experience."

"Anal Sex Is The New Black."

Music:

Ladies... screaming.

Movies:

Visitor Q, Tromeo & Juliet, Battle Royale, Spun, Baise Moi, Moulin Rouge, Party Monster, Memoirs of a Geisha, Howls Moving Castle, Lord Of the Rings Trilogy, Chicago, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2, Broken, 28 Days Later, Most Walt Disney and zombie films... not together of course, however that would be the sex.

Television:

Nathan Barley, Lost, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, The Simple Life, Americas Next Top Model, Spaced, Scrubs, League of Gentlemen, Alan Partridge, Jam, BrassEye, The day Today.

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, The Curious Incident of the Dog In the Night Time, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lolita

Heroes:

My Friends. Marla Singer (Fight Club) and Velma Kelly (Chicago)... I've been compared to them both countless times, and it's always a pleasure to hear.

My Blog

ROXY INVADES MANCHESTER!

Hey kittens, guess who is in the quaint city of Manchester this weekend? Yes, the amazing piece of tits and ass that is Roxy Riot. It's my 20th birthday (oh god), so me and my friends will be causing ...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:35:00 PST

Strippers and Fat Dogs!

Hey fuckers. Come watch me perform at Blue Coyote tonight, Leeds.Also, OH. MY. GOD. To everyone who attended Fat Dog last week - THANK YOU! Was one of the best nights of my life, i had a blast! Seriou...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

FatDog Leeds, Tonight!

Hey you dirty wreckheads, who is off to FatDog tonight then? I apologise in advance for getting completely wrecked and going under in some random wardrobe or something!Oh joy, it's going to be fun. Fu...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

See Roxy Riot @ Blue Coyote, Tonight!

That's right fuckers, I'm at Blue Coyote from 9pm onwards tonight so get your dirty selves to Leeds!Tonight i will be doing private dances with the beautiful Angelina, and things get pretty filthy bet...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:17:00 PST

Blue Coyote Strip Club

Just a big thank you to everyone who showed up at Blue Coyote on Saturday, was really fun meeting some fans! You guys were all really sweet, and generous! So thank you you beautiful perverts xI'm work...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

Come Watch Me Strip, Tonight! LEEDS

Hey fuckers. I'm working at Blue Leopard (Just by Gatecrasher in Leeds) Tonight, 9pm til 6am so be sure to come in and watch me shake my ass! See you there Perverts ROXY RIOT [www.RoxyRiot.com] x...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST

NEW UNSEEN VIDEO UPDATE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtppMlQ-IaUCheck it out fuckers. It's also linked on my blogs page. How hot are my bruises?! Ha Enjoy the update creepsKisses et Herpes xROXY RIOT[www.RoxyRiot.com]x...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

Watch Roxy Riot Strip, In Person!

Hey fuckers. Quick update for you...I will be working at Blue Coyote, in Leeds this Saturday night. Come get a lap dance! I promise i'l go easy on you! I will also be doing some stage shows that night...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

Live XXX Camshow

Hey fuckers. Be sure to check out RoxyRiot.com in time for tomorrow night. I'm doing a live camshow at 2200 GMT Saturday night, don't miss it!Bring with you love, lust, and lubricant xROXY RIOT[www.Ro...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:29:00 PST

Micky Fucking Slim and Ass popping!

Kiss Da Funk is this Friday fuckers! I hope you're all as excited as i am, i want to bum Micky Slim in his mouth - he is actually THAT good.I baked a cake today, and made a chili from scratch - check ...
Posted by Roxy Riot on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:46:00 PST