Modeling. Pole Dancing. Being On Stage. Photography. Super Heels. Stripping. Latex. Body Modification. Ballet. Anal Sex. Musicals/Theater. Makeup. Dancing. The Drum, and Of Course the Bass. Copious Amounts of Drugs. Arguing. Cock, Sucking Cock, and Cocktails. Cooking, No, Not Cocking. Painting. Pornography. Yoga. Winning. Japanese Culture. Your Mum. Mexican Food. Dirty Music. Girls... Who take It In Their Ass Then Their Mouth, and Love It. Vodka. Cigarettes. Music. Kittens. Receiving Attention. Sadomasochism. Blood, Spit, and Rape Baby...and all that fucking jazz.
Crazy people. People who can dance. Hot people. People who aren't afraid of just letting go and having a fun time without caring about people think of them. Smackheads.
Fans. So i can sign their tits/face/mums.
Mums?! ...Where the hell did that come from?!
Oh, and Paris Fucking Hilton.
**If you would like to meet me in person one-on-one get in touch. I'm available for hour bookings at the beautiful Direktors club in Leeds. Get me alone for fun and filth, if you think you can handle me.**
Direktors - "Leeds most luxurious and sophisticated VIP gentleman's club. Located on the top floor of Club Moscow this exclusive and sumptuous VIP lounge has to be seen to be believed. Leeds' most beautiful girls, champagne and first class service make Direktors the place where everyone wants to be, but only few can experience."
"Anal Sex Is The New Black."
Ladies... screaming.
Visitor Q, Tromeo & Juliet, Battle Royale, Spun, Baise Moi, Moulin Rouge, Party Monster, Memoirs of a Geisha, Howls Moving Castle, Lord Of the Rings Trilogy, Chicago, Kill Bill Volumes 1 & 2, Broken, 28 Days Later, Most Walt Disney and zombie films... not together of course, however that would be the sex.
Nathan Barley, Lost, Peep Show, The IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, The Simple Life, Americas Next Top Model, Spaced, Scrubs, League of Gentlemen, Alan Partridge, Jam, BrassEye, The day Today.
Memoirs of a Geisha, The Curious Incident of the Dog In the Night Time, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Lolita
My Friends. Marla Singer (Fight Club) and Velma Kelly (Chicago)... I've been compared to them both countless times, and it's always a pleasure to hear.