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Pingu

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About Me

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WARNING: Complicated, uncompromising, temperamental individual. Interact with at own risk!
I have a confidence that borders arrogance but can also be an overly harsh critic of myself, so with this juxtaposition a nice balance is obtained.
Love my mates and love going out and partying. I've got some of the best friends in the world and wouldn't change them for anything. Night and days out are always entertaining and with a combination of white lines & bass lines, a fun time is always had.
I used to do Business Studies at Huddersfield University but had the same enthusiasm towards the course as I do towards contracting AIDS. At heart I’m a writer and I’m progressing nicely towards my goal of being paid for my written word. One day I hope to have my own magazine but for the moment I'm writing for a few publications...(check out Don't Panic Media for regular contributions). My blog's updated with regular content so subscribe to that and keep an eye out for a new magazine called The Student Guide (issue 1 set to be released in September, appearing in universities all over the UK) as I have 5 pieces going in that so far.
You should go check out my best friends website. Roxy Riot - Taking porn to new levels of filth.
..."One of God's own prototypes: a high-powered mutant, never even considered for mass-production. Too weird to live, too rare to die"...

My Interests

Writing, music, playing guitar, reading, hanging out with my friends, eating out at cool places, negative ions, The abuse use of various fun, enlightening, interesting substances...the list goes on.

I'd like to meet:


I’d like to meet anyone I can connect with on some level, male or female. Ideally the girls I meet would be incredibly hot and have some balls (although not literally). I tend to attract head-cases but at least it makes things interesting.
I’d like to meet Daria from the not too evasively titled show “Daria” as I feel we’d get on really well, also so I could meet and fuck her hot friend Jane. As they're not real however I'll hold out for KatieJane Garside, possibly the hottest girl ever.

Music:


Largely dependent on my mood...but Smashing Pumpkins hold my number one spot and a few other bands worth mentioning are Tool, Saul Williams, Will Haven, Nine Inch Nails, Bjork, Deftones, Yourcodenameis:Milo, Vex Red, Radiohead and Placebo amongst many others. My taste is really varied. I need dirty bassline/electro/tech music to hit dance floors. Wu Tang Clan, Biggie Smalls, Jedi Mind Tricks, Dizzee Rascal and Cypress Hill are also artists that get a lot of clicks on iTunes.

Movies:

The best films in the world I reckon are: American Beauty, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lord of the Rings and Donnie Darko. Probably more I should mention but oh well...

Television:

Most TV sucks...A few decent shows are: Peep Show, League of Gentlemen, JAM, Nathan Barley, Lost, Daria (She's the most kick ass cartoon character ever), Futurama, The Day Today, That 70's Show, The Mighty Boosh, Family Guy and occasionally some documentaries that come on TV (About anything). That's about it for TV...It's pretty gay.

Books:

There's so many books I adore and as much of a cliche as it is Lord Of The Rings and Fear and Loathing have to be mentioned.

Heroes:

In no particular order - Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Friedrich Nietzsche, Billy Corgan.

My Blog

Download the New Saul Williams Album

Awesome guy. Awesome album! Download it...$5 contribution or get it for free...I paid....
Posted by Pingu on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 02:44:00 PST

An ode to Cardboard

An Ode to CardboardReader, lend me your ear! I have had what can only be described as a spiritual awakening and I feel it is my duty to wake you from your slumber too. For too long have the masses liv...
Posted by Pingu on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:42:00 PST

Birthday shit...

Thanks to my friends for finding the perfect balance between giving me a happy birthday while simultaneously ignoring the fact it was actually my birthday at all...partying will be done at Stinkys tom...
Posted by Pingu on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 03:47:00 PST

Student Guide Website! www.thesg.com

www.thesg.comMedia pack available on the website! Bam!I'll have about 6 articles in the magazine, it's due out mid-September!Pingu ...
Posted by Pingu on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 01:41:00 PST

Student Guide magazine launch!

I've just been asked to write another article for the Student Guide magazine, set to hit universities/shelves mid-September! I have about 6 or 7 articles going in it now so keep your eyes pealed! Also...
Posted by Pingu on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:30:00 PST

Pingu - 1, University - 0

At the beginning of this academic year I got told by many people, including tutors and ex-students, that my final year at university would be difficult and would include a hell of a lot of work. I was...
Posted by Pingu on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:34:00 PST

Pingu: Relationship extraordinaire! University Failure!

This last month or so has seen some pretty drastic changes in the life of Pingu...the main one being that I'm now involved in...wait for it...a relationship! Yes, that's right...Pingu has a girlfrien...
Posted by Pingu on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:36:00 PST

Pingu Jones's Diary

Anyone who knows me even remotely well will know that, when it comes to the subject of monogamy, love and relationships in general, I show about as much optimism as I would towards a mentally retarded...
Posted by Pingu on Thu, 17 May 2007 05:39:00 PST

Change

Like leaves I simply fell away...just one of the effects from a seasonal change. The philosophies you held so true had left you withered and torn, and you stood looking up through bare branches at the...
Posted by Pingu on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:39:00 PST

Fat Dog - Lots of Pictures!

Fat Dog Fat Dog was a party organised at a random location 45 minutes outside of Leeds, in the middle of the countryside. It went on from about 9pm Saturday night until 3pm Sunday afternoon and was a...
Posted by Pingu on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST