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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I'm small and I'm furry and I sell knives fer a living.

Drugs and hugs and sweaty fucks, that's what this little girl is made of...

Me and my pals go on the kind of trips thats you don't need yer passport for.

My Interests

conducting morally challenging experiments in my basement...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone else who also gets servere static shocks from the banisters in H&M.

So I could send them for scientific testing hopfully leading to a cure for this awfell condition, thus improving my personal quality of life....

Music:

Anything with a fuckable beat

Movies:

Anything that bleeds...
The odd cheesy porno tickles my pickle also.

Television:

Bit o' this, bit o' that

Books:

The Little Prince

Heroes:

...And Bill Clinton

My Blog

I sure as hell wouldnt want to be labled as a loser...

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me in one word. 8. ...
Posted by Lela on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:32:00 PST