I Pledge Allegiance to the Hair of Jonathan Antin, and to the Powerful Hair Gel for which it Stands, One Nation under Blowdryers, Wavy, Straight or Curly, With Brushes and Hair Spray for All!!
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I am just your average man who LOVES to do hair and occasionally have a little cry here and there. If you don't know me, then you are stupid... I am Jonathan Antin, the fucking greatest hair stylist in the world, dude. Let's get one thing straight... I don't care if your name is "Jennifer," "Love," or "Hewitt..." all I care about is your hair! When I look at you I don't see your name (nor do I care) I just see a disaster that I need to make HAWT! I am the lucky bastard who perfected doing finger waves in fifteen minutes when it usually takes two hours to do something that extraordinary! Be jealous, I know that you are. My hair products are also known as the 8th wonder of the world.
Some things that you should know about me: 1.) I hate when people take MY product, Beauty Water and put it in a shoebox with rocks, who the hell does that? Oh my God, it causes me SOOO much stress and drama! 2.) I LOVE riding around in my EXPENSIVE Mercedes in my spare time... and wearing my killer sunglasses. 3.) I own TWO fucking awesome hair salons in Beverly Hills. 4.) My son is better than your son. 5.) I can't pronounce "Limon"... you know, that gnarly alcholic beverage "Bacardi Limon," which I did the hair for in the magazine.. but if the hair is bangin' does it really matter if I can't pronounce "Limon" right. GOD! 6.) Hair, Golf, and my Son are all I care about.
MAKE A FAN PICTURE TO GET ON MY PAGE! THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO DOES THIS!
Made by: myspace.com/cobramindbender
Thanks, Dude! Wish ya had hair!
Made by: myspace.com/luckyyou23
I'd love to work with this hair right here! Thanks for the rad photo, chick!
My very close friends, Katie and Alley made this. Thanks chicks!
