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Don't ya wish yer girlfriend was a freak like me?

About Me


27yo Scottish guy.Trained in education and currently working as a Kindergarten Teacher.I'm up for anything you can throw at me..ok thats a lie coz some people throw,stones,mud and scary shit!

My Interests

Men/sex/friends/ making new friends/movies/music/ socialising/ partying/Going online/going down (ahem)/reading/ writing/ jacking off/being sarcastic and acidic when needed/flirting/ chatting/ sleeping in/playing musical beds/the beach/being flat on my back/having ice cream on a cold day/pondering life/having my legs up in the air/daydreaming/ photography/ studying the male form (for scientific reasons,you understand?)/ arguing/getting drunk and falling over/dancing like an American idol reject/blogging /I do lots more things...none of which i can remember right now!
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I'd like to meet:

but if he is unavailable then whoever wants to have a conversation,rant,bitch and moan,flirt,hopefully not insult? So if you're a man or a woman,no donkeys please (unless you're hung like 1?) then get in touch..you know how to do that don't ya? Its better if you type it coz shouting at the monitor in the hope i'll hear it is a lil' too much pressure to ensure i'll hear it and respond accordingly!

Music:

Coldplay/Keane/ Razorlight/Kylie/Green Day/Keith Urban/Oasis/John Legend/Inaya Day/Jack Johnson/LeAnn Rimes/Madonna/Tori Amos/Paul Oakenfold/Basement Jaxx/Red Hot Chillis/Chemical Brothers/Whitestripes/Crash Test Dummies/The Beatles/The Who/Pink Floyd/Black Eyed Peas/Gwen Stefani/Eve/The Fugees/Blondie/ Jack Johnson/James Blunt/K.T Tunstall/K.D Lang/Justin Timberlake/Good Charlotte/The Kinks/Gavin Degraw/John Lennon/No Doubt/Daniel Powter/El Presidente/Estelle/ Mario/Natalie Imbruglia/Moby/Norah Jones/Eva Cassidy/Fall Out Boy/Simon webbe/Dashboard Confessional/Deathcab for cutie/Forty Foot Echo/Kelly Clarkson/

Movies:

The Breakfast Club/Not Another Teen Movie/Weird Science/Ferris Bueller/ Dogma/The Bourne movies/Star Wars /Ghostbusters 1&2/Shaun Of The Dead/Halloween/ Friday the 13th/Robocop movies/The Amityville Horror/Ginger Snaps movies/Critters 1,2&3/St Elmos Fire/Class/Three o'Clock High/Bubble Boy/Donnie Darko/Stand By Me/Copycat/Silence Of The Lambs/The Great Escape/Phantasm 1,2&3/Rebel Without a Cause/Giant/Three Men And a Baby/Jeepers creepers 1&2/The Rules Of Attraction/The Trip/Mallrats/The Monster Squad/Chasing Amy/Goodbye Charlie Bright/Miss Congeniality 1&2/The Talented Mr Ripley/The Client/Thelma and Louise/28 Days Later/Go/Harry Potter movies/Teen Wolf/ 4 Layer cake/Childs Play movies/X Men 1&2/The Goonies/Grease/Bill and Ted 1&2/Back To The Future 1,2&3/The Descent/War Of The Worlds/Shrek 1&2/Mr & Mrs Smith/Sahara/Steel Magnolias/Just Married/Cherry Falls/Scanners/Dawn Of The Dead/Napolean Dynamite/Terminator Movies/Wrong Turn/The Hole/Battle Royale/Kill Bill/Good Will Hunting/Clerks/ Clueless/28 Days/Misery/Jay and Silent Bob/Can't Hardly wait/My Little Eye/Home Alone/Beaches/The Notebook/Changing Lanes/ Final destination movies/Lucky number slevin/Sin city/Brokeback mountain/House of flying daggers/Fantastic 4/American Pie movies/Sean Cody and Corbin Fisher "movies"/

Television:

The O.C*Little Britain*Teachers* Hollyoaks*Rescue Me*Buffy*Coronation Street*Eastenders* Smallville*24*He Man*Fraggle Rock* Garfiled*Tom and Jerry*Desperate Housewives*Oz*Life As we Know It*The Simpsons*My So Called Life*Dawsons Creek*Doctor Who*French and Saunders*Band Of Brothers*Absolutley Fabulous* Veritas-The Quest/Switched*The Real World*Pimp My Ride*Jackass*Roswell* Will and Grace*The X Files*The Golden Girls*3rd Rock From The Sun*Eerie Indiana*Hex*The Smoking Room*Viva La Bam*Home and Away*Joan Of Arcadia*As If*Life Begins*Frasier* Dinnerladies* Shameless*Big Brother*The Catherine Tate Show*Kath And Kim*Porridge*Lost*The Royle Family*The Young Ones*Bottom*The Osbournes*One Tree Hill*P.O.W*Gimme Gimme Gimme *2 Guys and a Girl*Summerland*Fresh prince*Queer as Folk (UK,not US)*The secret life of us*Prison Break*Teen Titans*Courage the Cowardly Dog* Sunset Beach/

Books:

Rose Red By Stephen King.Big Bad Wolf By James PattersonPop Goes The Weasel By James PattersonThe Magic Cottage By James Herbert.

Heroes:

Both for very different reasons..

My Blog

All Hail Corbin Fisher

If you don't know about Corbin Fisher then you wont know what i am talking about...so fuck off outta here! The man is a genius and i am a huge fan,oh to be a fly on the wall at his place...i wish! So ...
Posted by Mister M on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 03:24:00 PST

The Underwear debate...

So i am interested in what you wear under your clothes...purely for scientific reasons of course,i simply ask becuase my friend thought it would be amusing to buy me some underwear as a gift and what ...
Posted by Mister M on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 06:11:00 PST

Too much porn?

Is it possible that i'm addicted to porn? I have quite a collection and even found myself being asked if i wanted to trade online the other night..which i did,and i got some good stuff! So who thinks ...
Posted by Mister M on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 06:49:00 PST

My Nephew was born yesterday!

He's fantastic,10 fingers,10 toes and 2 beautiful blue eyes.I'm so very proud of my big sister she did so well and was so exhausted afterwards but it was well worth it.So welcome to the world Jack Mac...
Posted by Mister M on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:07:00 PST

My last week at work...

So this week is my last week nannying for the Anderson boysand its made me realise some things and decide on some things.*I love these boys to bits and will stay in contact with the family.*I will not...
Posted by Mister M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Star Wars Episode 3

Rocks! Saw it last night at midnight,am going back to see it tonight and quite possibly the night after,and the night after that and...
Posted by Mister M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Uncle Marty

So yaay! My sister is pregnant and the baby is due in November! I am over the moon and can't wait! I am so happy for her and her fiance Iain. They are such a nice couple and i love my big sis dear...
Posted by Mister M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm blue

In colour (not mood!) You're the color blue. You have the three c's inlife--you're cool, caring and confident.Trustworthy and honest, people are naturallyattracted to you. You're unusually optimist...
Posted by Mister M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Profile arousal

so i guess its just me that gets excited when cute guys have profile pics taken at an upwards angle? Where they look like your looking up at them while your down there...doing what a gay god invented...
Posted by Mister M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hurrah!

MY fucked up PC is in for repair...so i too will be able to enjoy documents opening when i want them too,not 3 days later! A CD ROM that works,the ability to use WORD and OUTLOOK EXPRESS all the hidd...
Posted by Mister M on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST