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About Me

Me? Im a constantly evolving annoying , sometimes timid shallow , often confusing creative , head fucker of a Welsh man. Introverted shy on occasion (I need my own space to think and energise) and then open vulgar , full of life drunk and in need of people gay sex at other times.
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I make music. Click the image below if you want to listen. If you don't want to listen then you're extremely rude and should go and sit in the corner of your bathroom and laugh hystericaly while naked and shivering:-
Here's a couple of quotes/lyrics/jokes/poems/titty bits from people (mostly famous) who I like, admire, laugh at, agree with and relate to:-
All my life. What I mistook for friendly pats on the back were really the hands that pushed me further and further down. The more I struggle the less I achieve.... - Mansun Witness To A Murder *Part 2*
-Ezra Lieberman: Did you kill Wheelock?
-Dr Josef Mengele: *Sarcastically* No, he's in the kitchen mixing us some cocktails! Boys From Brazil
I know you much better than you think I do. I hope we meet sometime, love to shake your hand. Maybe get a kiss...on the face. I dont know?! Have sex a little bit - Sage Francis Civil Obedience
There's that WH Auden poem: if evil is done to you, you do evil to other people - it was a bit like that. I didn't care, I didn't have any manners. There was a fire inside me - Patrick Wolf Guardian Interview *2007*
I could probably write a book on the complexities of our relationship, on my constantly shifting emotions, my ever-changing mind, but let's just say that nothing is ever as black and white as it seems, that love is not only blind but pathetic too. It can make us into victims and fools, reduce us to the kind of people who infuriate us on soap operas, the kind you want to scream at for allowing the creep or bitch to walk all over them - Ruth Gemmill Fiddleback *A Novel Of Mystery By J.M. Morris*
Ego's should be illegal. Mine just dont know how to act - Saul Williams Surrender *A Second To Think*
I dont believe in any of it. No. I think its rubbish. Its trite to say it but to start looking at music as though in some terms of an Olympian event....its just not like that?! It really isnt. The kinds of bands I listen to, say Sonic Youth, Pixies and whatever.. they dont actually mean much to many other people you know? One - I think its crminal and secondly, I know that Im right. I know that that music is fundamentally some of THE most important popular music. Its not going to win awards..because it doesnt sell in vast numbers (thinks) I could go on and on about this.. - David Bowie (in response to his Brit life time achievement award thingie)
You think that im easy, but try as you might you cant have me now - She Wants Revenge Someone Must Get Hurt
What's it about? Well, it takes place about fifteen years in the future. Things are not good. If you imagine a world where greed and power continue to run their likely course, you'll have an idea of the backdrop. The world has reached the breaking point - politically, spiritually and ecologically. Written from various perspectives of people in this world, "year zero" examines various viewpoints set against an impending moment of truth - Trent Reznor (on Year Zero)
So it comes down to this. Cat against dog. A foregone conclusion wouldnt you say? - Cheetara Thundercats
Im just great! - Me (on myself)
I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of Leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness, horses running through council estates, toothless simpletons, people with eyebrows on their cheeks, badly tarmacced drives...in this country, men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings, lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying - 'Yes, there's more to Ireland than this'. A good slogan for the tourist board [*does bad Irish accent*]'Dere's more to Oireland dan dis' - Alan Partridge To Kill A Mocking Alan
â€˜Itâ€™s sort of seamless. Itâ€™s not like I am thinking about music talking to you right now, but itâ€™s generally more natural for me to interact with the world through my ears than my eyes. People who are into music are like that . . . itâ€™s not just that Iâ€™m a weirdo or something.â€™ - Bjork (The List Interview 2007)
-Buffy: "Conjuring? Will, let's be realistic here, okay? Your basic spells are usually only about 50-50."
-Willow: "Oh yeah?! Well... SO'S YOUR FACE!"
-Buffy: "What?" Fear, Itself
I'm sort of doing my own thing. I've been quite lucky and I'm not trying to please anyone, and yet people are still interested in me. I don't expect people to get me. That would be quite arrogant. I think there are a lot of people out there in the world that nobody gets. I guess I'm quite used to not being understood rather than being understood. But then again, if I turn on the news and I see a chess player, an athlete or a politician, I don't really get them [laughs]. In order to get someone you have to read books about them, listen to their albums, spend time with them -- it's a lot of time and effort, and I don't expect that. I know there are people that have done that with my music and I really appreciate that. But the overall public haven't done that so, of course, they're not going to get me. It's not like I'm bitter about it [laughs]. It's just like, they don't know what's behind the mountain because they haven't gone there -Bjork (Spinner Interview 2007)
We can forgive a man for making a useful thing as long as he does not admire it. The only excuse for making a useless thing is that one admires it intensely. All art is quite useless - Oscar Wilde (Preface to "The Picture of Dorian Gray")
I'm good at creating electronic music. You can hear some of my stuff if you click HERE
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CLICK IMAGE TO PREVIEW AND BUY - The Five Gems Of The Black Sorcerers (Or, Alex's adventures in the Underworld)

GAZ PROFILE AT GAMESPOT

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I'd like to meet:

People who are funny, open minded, nice, with a dry sense of humour and who are also very passionate about music... I dont like assholes. They come in all shapes, all sizes all colours. I know this (as does madnomad). There's black assholes, white assholes, woman assholes, men assholes, queer assholes, straight assholes, stupid assholes, suburban assholes, inner city assholes, homeless assholes, lazy assholes, sloppy assholes, anal assholes, wank assholes, James Blunt assholes, metal assholes, emo assholes, rap assholes, chav assholes, old assholes, young assholes, thin assholes, fat assholes, short assholes, tall assholes, mingin assholes, arsey assholes..... basically... there's lots of assholes.

I should mention that I do like some arseholes :)

The Mental Health Hotline

-If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1, repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If You have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want....stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7, and your call will be transferred to the mothership.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are a manic depressive, it doesnt matter which number you press, no-one will answer.

-If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.

-If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash until a representative comes on the line.

-If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mothers and grandmothers maiden names.

-If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

-If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short term memory loss, please try again later.

-If you have low self esteem, please hang up...all our operators are far to busy to talk to you.... so fuck off!

You can get me On MSN if you need to:- Just ask :)

Gaydar too:- Click

I can also be found on Last.FM:- Its Amazing

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Music:

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As yOU TuRn tO LeaVE NeVEr lOOkINg bACk wiLl yOU tHINk Of mE? WiLl YOu eVeR, coULd It eVeR sToP?

Bjork
IAMX
Michael Jackson
Nine Inch Nails
Patrick Wolf
Japan
Vast
Sneaker Pimps
Nirvana
PJ Harvey
Saul Williams
Jens Lekman
The White Stripes
Bat For Lashes
BRMC
Interpol
The Kills
Portishead
Tricky
Massive Attack
White Rose Movement
She Wants Revenge
Aphex Twin
Midlake
Robots In Disguise
Peaches
Leila
QOTSA
Diefenbach
Kim Novak
Hole
Cat Power
Madnomad
Sage Francis
Mansun
David Bowie
The Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Martin Grech
The Sugarcubes
Visionary Underground
Candidate
Jimmy Eat World
Moloko
TV On The Radio
Union Of Knives
dEUS
Martina Topley Bird
Goldfrapp
Kate Bush
Anthony And The Johnsons
Josephine Foster
Devandera Banhart
George Michael
Sepultura
David Sylvian
Mike Patton
Tweaker
Radiohead
Mew
Matthew Herbert

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SO I lOOk ToO, aNd WHat dO I sEe? My eYEs ArE FulL, bUT mY fACe iS EMptY

TiMe fLIEs whEn YOU'rE haVinG fUn. BrEaK hIs hEArT, bReAk heR hEaRT

Movies:

The Shining
Alien
Aliens
Alien 3
Groundhog Day
Leon
Happy Gilmore
Memento
Seven
Dogma
Haunted Honeymoon
Bill & Teds Bogus Journey
Home Alone
Mulholland Drive
The Faculty
Pieces of April
The Station Agent
The Lost Boys
The Woman In Black
Ghost Busters
Labyrinth
Terminator
Terminator 2
Fight Club
Lord Of The Rings
Kill Bill
Ed Wood
Beetlejuice
The Matrix
Sleuth
Big
American Psycho
Dancer In The Dark
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
K Pax
Marathon Man
Halloween
Light Of The Silvery Moon
Grosse Point Blank
Two Days In The Valley
Resevoir Dogs
Scrooged
Inner Space
Slither
28 Days Later
Poltergeist
Wilderness
Airplane
Big Fish
Overboard
Stand By Me
Blue Velvet
Ace Ventura
Austin Powers
Starship Troopers
Ginger Snaps
Demons
The Crow
Hocus Pocus
The Langoliers
Carlitos Way
The God Father
The God Father Part II
From Dusk Til Dawn
The Thing
The Wicker Man
Waynes World
Never Been Kissed
Kingpin
Mrs Doubtfire
Cube
The Prophecy
The Machinst
A Clockwork Orange
aS A grEAT MaN OnCE Said TherES NoThING MoRE PowerFUL ThAN An IdeA WhOSe TimE HaS ComE
BuT A bOY LIKe Me WoULd NeVeR bE SeEn FiGhTinG FoR PEACe I WaNT ToTAl ChaoS anD A holiDAY HoMe In THe EASt

Television:

Twenty Four
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Angel
The X-Files
Desperate Housewives
Twin Peaks
Dungeons & Dragons
Medium
Boston Legal
Black Adder
Nathan Barley
Spiderman (90s)
The Office
Alan Partridge
Saxondale
X-Men
Only Fools & Horses
Extras
Thundercats
Garth Marenghi's Dark Place
Have I Got News For You
He-Man
Later With Jools Holland
She-Ra
Supernatural
Just Good Friends

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YoUr InflueNCe aND eFFluEnT ScAm IM tRyInG To RememBEr WhO ThE FuCK I Am

iF YoU TeLl LieS I StiLL WoUld TaKe tHE BlaME
anD If yoU pASS mE By ItS Such A ShAmE, SHAMe, shAMe

Books:

Toady, Stitch, Secret Of Anatomy, Mr Bad Face, Close To The Bone, Fiddleback - Mark Morris

Visit the OFFICIAL Mark Morris site

Charnel House, Night Warriors, Death Dream, Night Plague, Night Wars - Graham Masterton

The Woman In Black - Susan Hill

The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night Time - Mark Haddon

The Da Vinci Code, Angels & Demons - Dan Brown

jUST a GirL WiTH FeaThErweIGht CurLS tO EXPose AlL ShE KnOWS YoU PLAy likE TEaSE

nOw hE's kICkeD iN tHe GUt, thEY fuCkEd hIm Up, jUSt eNOuGh TheY gOt mE doWN oN My kNeES, I kiSS hIS rINg, GoD iS lOVe

I waNNA bE a sTuPid aNd sHAlLoW mOtHerFUCKeR noW I waNNa bE a tOUgH skiNNeD BiTch bUt I DoN't kNow hOW
I WaNnA bE a sHiNy nEw bABy
wITh a spOnGY BRAin
I WanNa bE a hoRsE filLED wITH fIRe thAt wilL neVEr tAMe

Heroes:

My Blog

Female Voices

Yes I love Bjork, Kate Bush and PJ Harvey - Thats not news to anyone who knows me. Heres a few more I listen too who should get more attention for they are fucking awesome:-Hafdis Huld - http://www.my...
Posted by Gaz on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:19:00 PST

RID - 02/06/2008 & Santogold - 03/06/2008

FUN FUN FUN!! So live blog - I really can't be bothered to go into much detail, I've left it too late and the gigs are not as fresh in my mind. I will just say that I had an awesome two days. RID were...
Posted by Gaz on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:43:00 PST

Top Ten

List your top ten artists and answer the following questions about them.1. Bjork2. PJ Harvey3. Nine Inch Nails4. Patrick Wolf5. Sneaker Pimps6. Tricky7. Michael Jackson8. David Bowie9. Kate Bush10. IA...
Posted by Gaz on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 08:18:00 PST

Bjork - 14/04/2008

First things first we missed Leila! Discovering that it was just a 45 minute DJ set, and with knowledge of the 'blood looms and blooms' album due in the next couple of weeks (and possibly a string o...
Posted by Gaz on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 10:02:00 PST

Blood Looms and Blooms

Exciting! Leila is back on her bike :)Gaz x
Posted by Gaz on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:25:00 PST

IAMX - 3/04/2008

It hit me during the new harder edged chorus of Sailor. IAMX are now nothing akin to Sneaker Pimps. IAMX - the fully fledged electro rock act, an act that’s getting airplay on Kerrang Radio (alo...
Posted by Gaz on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 09:16:00 PST

80GB PS3 planned for the UK this summer?

PLEASE RELEASE IT HERE! I want the sexy MGS4 bundle (and I would then like to go back and play Snake Eater and Sons Of Liberty on my PS3)80GB PS3?Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!Gaz x...
Posted by Gaz on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST

The X Files vs. Lost

This is a good read (and of course I prefer X-Files):- Lost Vs. The X FilesAlex Strachan Canwest News ServiceTuesday, March 11, 2008The truth is out there: The X-Files is better than Lost.The new is...
Posted by Gaz on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 09:15:00 PST

The Wildhearts - 17/12/2007

Awesome gig (Well, what I saw of it anyway). I wont be going blog crazy though. Thy Kyle master has already done that so well. I don't want to be stepping on his little feet Wildhearts BlogGaz x...
Posted by Gaz on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST

Crazy Female Musicians?

I came across this piece on Bjork and Kate Bush. Its good. Monday, June 11, 2007By Luiza SaumaAs the album release date loomed, the praise came thick and fast for Björk Gudmundsdóttir's latest ...
Posted by Gaz on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:42:00 PST