Johnny

I'd like to meet:

I..d like to meet a happier, fulfilled, content and mentally stable version of myself....I would HATE me! Jimi Hendrix, Brian Wilson, Ray Davies, Ron Mael, David Bowie and John Lennon....if you..re NOT dead you can buy the first round! If you like to talk regularly and you have a sense of the ridiculous...then message me and we..ll take it from there...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: John William Robertson
Birthday: 9:56am, Wednesday, June 14th, 1967
Birthplace: DRI, Dundee, Scotland
Current Location: Dundee, Scotland...some wonderlust!
Eye Color: Greenish/brown/blue
Hair Color: Fleshy on scalp (mousy brown elsewhere)
Height: 5.. 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed/left footed
Your Heritage: 85% Scottish/15% Irish (100% Human)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers (I..m mostly Sports casual?)
Your Weakness: Gullable and nieve
Your Fears: Waking up in a shark cage with a hangover
Your Perfect Pizza: Dream flava
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: January 1st next year!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Love
Thoughts First Waking Up: This wallpaper sucks!
Your Best Physical Feature: My brain
Your Bedtime: Whenever I go to bed!
Your Most Missed Memory: My late Father
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.....Dr. Pepper.. or ..Irn Bru..
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDeathburger
Single or Group Dates: I could eat a whole box, one..s never enough!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Like a fish!
Do you Swear: Hand on heart I swear I swear
Do you Sing: Like an Angel with a lisp
Do you Shower Daily: Can..t Daily shower herself?
Have you Been in Love: I fall in love REAL easy! (go to your weakness..)
Do you want to go to College: Student life..s not for me
Do you want to get Married: Do I have to?
Do you belive in yourself: As much as I do, I don..t...
Do you get Motion Sickness: I can walk AND talk!
Do you think you are Attractive: From a distance
Are you a Health Freak: I have a healthy desire to freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Ever tried to use Lightning to light your farts?
Do you play an Instrument: I have a go on piano and guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Most definately.....and then some!
In the past month have you Smoked: *COUGHS AND SPLUTTERS*
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes....just ..playground stuff..
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No! Now you..ve made me go and remember!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: July spared me that thrill...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I..m more of a ..Pringles.. man
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No! I love eating roadkill....uncooked and cold!
In the past month have you been on Stage: All the world..s a stage!
In the past month have you been Dumped: In my head, I am always being dumped!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I bathe naked...a pretty standard retort
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only my dignity back!
Ever been Drunk: If I can remember being drunk, then I wasn..t!
Ever been called a Tease: Mercifully yes!
Ever been Beaten up: Yes...there were fourteen of them
Ever Shoplifted: Yes...does it count when its a supermarket?
How do you want to Die: By death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A big baby!
What country would you most like to Visit: Antartica...because it isn..t a country
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green/blue/brown
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: As short as love is or as tall as love is
Weight: Stocky
Best Clothing Style: Undressed
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many and not enough
Number of CDs I own: Mmme...400-ish (who counts their CD..S?)
Number of Piercings: I possess the holes required and no more!
Number of Tattoos: I like my images in my head not on it!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3895738

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Brain Lateralization Test Results
Right Brain (42%) The right hemisphere is the visual, figurative, artistic, and intuitive side of the brain.
Left Brain (42%) The left hemisphere is the logical, articulate, assertive, and practical side of the brain
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