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Matt Punk

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About Me

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I'm the shizzle sitting on 22's haha whatever-these are lame. I like to party and I'm a mutha f@&ink PIMP who pops booties on a handstand. I don't do it in bed, and I love BJs (pizza!!!).. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

http://www.mrpunk2u.com

I'd like to meet:

I'm like Jesus, i accept everybody. I like goin around the world, hoin' it up with squirrels. If you live in L.A., I want to meet NONmodel/NONactor/NONbitchy/NONwaiters.There's this little rhyme I like, "Don't listen to them haters, cuz at my favorite restaraunt them mutha fuckers are waiters."
So if you think you're too good, then don't holla atcha boy.

Music:

My Music BlogMusic Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Movies:

All the ones I work on.

Television:

My TV time is cut short but I still TiVo: LOST, 24, Prison Break, , Heroes, Desperate Housewives, Brothers and Sisters, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, South Park, Grey's Anatomy, Nip/Tuck,

Books:

used to be good to wipe your ass with when they had outhouses

Heroes:

is one of my favorite shows

My Blog

Birthday Wii-keend

Hey all,  thanks for the texts, blowing up my myspace and facebook, and more importantly the gifts...hahah.  This might be a long post cuz my weekend started on Wednesday . WEDNESDAY...
Posted by Matt Punk on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:13:00 PST

Entertain Me

OK, I'm bored at work so I've decided to do stuff I've seen on everyone else's blogs.  1)  In your comment, paste whatever you last copied.  Don't go copy something.  Simply click ...
Posted by Matt Punk on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:18:00 PST

How to block annoying myspace ads

Ok, Myspace at work totally sucks.  As soon as I send a ho-mail, an ad pops up for TRUE or MANHUNT or some gay shit.  Well, not anymore!  I discovered ADBLOCK and then FLASHBLOCK plugin...
Posted by Matt Punk on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:23:00 PST

Friday Randomness

I've had gas all morning and a guy walked in to give me a fax and asked me,"What did you have for breakfast.  It smells like food in here?" then he goes "MMMMMM"Knowing in my mind that he was sme...
Posted by Matt Punk on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST

Friday Fun

Tomorrow is my annual "Help a Dummy Day" aka the Special Olympics for all you tards out there.  Plenty o' pics and a roundup next week.  Right after the Dumber Games, I'm hopping a flight to...
Posted by Matt Punk on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 10:01:00 PST

Thuper Gay Weekend 2 - Madonna Part 2

I went to Phoenix this weekend and missed out on all the L.A. Gay Pride festivities (boo friggin hoo).  Turns out Madonna was playing the last of her shows there Saturday.  Well, Jimmy wante...
Posted by Matt Punk on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:51:00 PST

Tastes Like Burning

Hey all, hope your weekend was totally funzo!  San Fran was...interesting.  Pics and shizz tomorrow, but first an episode of...What Really Burns Me Up! So, in SF on Sunday there was this on...
Posted by Matt Punk on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:18:00 PST

America's Next Top Model is....

DANIELLE!
Posted by Matt Punk on Thu, 18 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

To Live and Die in L.A.

This is why I love where I live.This is why I hate where you live.I miss my sidekick.  The Sidekick 3 is coming out in June though, so I'll wait for that...
Posted by Matt Punk on Tue, 16 May 2006 03:30:00 PST

i chink i know you but i may be wong!

    So I went to the urinal the other day and as soon as I unzipped, this asian guy came in to pee too.  Of course he went to the urinal right next to me (there are only 2) instead...
Posted by Matt Punk on Mon, 15 May 2006 02:11:00 PST