name's Alex, i'm not very tall and kinda fat, but my mom says i'm handsome.
i own a private tattoo/art studio in berlin called COLORS. i have a BFA in illustration.
I ENJOY THE FOLLOWING: eating dairy products and paying for it later due to my lactose intolerance; painting with oils and watercolors; texture; listening to music in my car really loudly and singing along with it just as loudly; corals; beards; being a complete asshole to my friends and them being assholes back; farting and pooping; drinking soda and eating skittles; having tattoos(not getting them, they hurt); my roommates; sushi; skulls, human and otherwise; being walked around mohegan sun in a wheelchair; the price is right and jeopardy, trivia in general; my lesbian ex-girlfriend; italy; live shows with good bands; watching(and going to the)movies with large groups of people; the bitches i work with at the PC; pointing out commonplace redundancies everywhere; pizza; people that like me.
I DO NOT ENJOY THE FOLLOWING: people that dont use their turn signals; bad breath; retail; stupid questions; commonplace redundancies that are somehow not socially unacceptable(atm machine, pin number, gps system, and so on etc.); awkward encounters with people id rather not see, ever.; cucumbers in my sushi; cats; cockroaches; julia roberts; skidmarks; getting up early.
