Turd Furgison

I like to deep throat ropes of pubic hair. I fuckin' hate strawberry smoothies. One of my favorite things to do is pile up in your ass and make you fart at awkward moments like when you are having sex or embalming a monkey. If you feel me coming, it's too late. I am horny all the time and really well hung. If that isn't a full page ad for some sex I don't know what is. I am hung like a three year old boy in a cold pool. It's all chocolate goodness for you ladies. Remember, it melts in your mouth not in your hand. I love to drink until I black out.

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