I'm a blow up sex toy - but I have feelings. A lot of times in the past Seth has taken advantage of me. We're not together anymore so I s'pose this isn't an issue. Seth and I still chit chat from time to time.
I dated Rod for a while and that didn't really work out. He was too boring in bed for even me to fix him! Things got a little messy when his wife found me under the bed.. He really should have just said that I was for both of them to use!
Currently I am bopping around a bit! I was put out to trash and picked up by someone on the side of the road. I had a "date" with a lady the other night! I like to think of it as a date, but I suppose I just got used. She promised me a trip to the zoo and that still hasn't materialized. Hmmm. It's good though, I was afraid of being pigeon holed as only for men. I like girls too!
Well it looks like I'm a daddy! Here's my beautiful daughter:
Let me tell you ANAL BIRTH BLOWS!!!!
If you want to chat I'm on AIM - AbusedBlowUpDoll
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Todd
Birthday: unknown
Birthplace: factory
Current Location: Stroudsburg
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: oil, I come from oil
The Shoes You Wore Today: mmm, I don't care for shoes. I'm pretty light on my feet.
Your Weakness: fucking
Your Fears: punctures
Your Perfect Pizza: mm, cheese looks great
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: new keeper - some stability
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol - cause you know what, you're not really laughing out loud!
Thoughts First Waking Up: peanuts
Your Best Physical Feature: detachable dong
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Laughing in the sunshine with Seth
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: either
Single or Group Dates: group!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
Chocolate or Vanilla: either (although chocolate is kinda sexy)
Cappuccino or Coffee: either
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: not as much as I should
Do you Sing: nah
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: no reason to, I've perfected my trade
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: well, I wish I could change the shape of my mouth. O - that shape all the time gets old.
Are you a Health Freak: absolutely not
Do you get along with your Parents: oil
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't eat anything except sexual organs. I guess I'm a SexualOrganranasaurusrex.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hhehehe
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a manner of speaking
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no - well maybe a few hearts!
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: !!!
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I won't die - I might get forgotten about but I won't die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a record player
What country would you most like to Visit: mmm.. I would like to infiltrate Turkmenistan and bring orgies to all the citizens.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: whatever
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: zip
Number of Piercings: well, I have holes but no piercings. I am afraid of punctures.
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: sometimes I'm a bit of a push over...