I'm all tuckered out after the gang rape.... profile picture

I'm all tuckered out after the gang rape....

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I'm a blow up sex toy - but I have feelings. A lot of times in the past Seth has taken advantage of me. We're not together anymore so I s'pose this isn't an issue. Seth and I still chit chat from time to time.

I dated Rod for a while and that didn't really work out. He was too boring in bed for even me to fix him! Things got a little messy when his wife found me under the bed.. He really should have just said that I was for both of them to use!

Currently I am bopping around a bit! I was put out to trash and picked up by someone on the side of the road. I had a "date" with a lady the other night! I like to think of it as a date, but I suppose I just got used. She promised me a trip to the zoo and that still hasn't materialized. Hmmm. It's good though, I was afraid of being pigeon holed as only for men. I like girls too!

Well it looks like I'm a daddy! Here's my beautiful daughter:

Let me tell you ANAL BIRTH BLOWS!!!!

If you want to chat I'm on AIM - AbusedBlowUpDoll


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Todd
Birthday: unknown
Birthplace: factory
Current Location: Stroudsburg
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: oil, I come from oil
The Shoes You Wore Today: mmm, I don't care for shoes. I'm pretty light on my feet.
Your Weakness: fucking
Your Fears: punctures
Your Perfect Pizza: mm, cheese looks great
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: new keeper - some stability
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol - cause you know what, you're not really laughing out loud!
Thoughts First Waking Up: peanuts
Your Best Physical Feature: detachable dong
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Laughing in the sunshine with Seth
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: either
Single or Group Dates: group!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
Chocolate or Vanilla: either (although chocolate is kinda sexy)
Cappuccino or Coffee: either
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: not as much as I should
Do you Sing: nah
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: no reason to, I've perfected my trade
Do you want to get Married: not really
Do you belive in yourself: sure
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: well, I wish I could change the shape of my mouth. O - that shape all the time gets old.
Are you a Health Freak: absolutely not
Do you get along with your Parents: oil
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I don't eat anything except sexual organs. I guess I'm a SexualOrganranasaurusrex.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hhehehe
In the past month have you been on Stage: in a manner of speaking
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no - well maybe a few hearts!
Ever been Drunk: nope
Ever been called a Tease: !!!
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: I won't die - I might get forgotten about but I won't die.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a record player
What country would you most like to Visit: mmm.. I would like to infiltrate Turkmenistan and bring orgies to all the citizens.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: whatever
Favourite Hair Color: whatever
Short or Long Hair: whatever
Height: whatever
Weight: whatever
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: zip
Number of Piercings: well, I have holes but no piercings. I am afraid of punctures.
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Number of things in my Past I Regret: sometimes I'm a bit of a push over...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

More thoughtful caretakers, other sex toys in a similar predicament.

My Blog

The art of Ninjitsu as it applies to a piece of plastic..

Well my friends it has come time to disclose the fact that I am studying the art of Ninjitsu.  I have been feeling something missing for quite some time and this is filling the void nicely.Hank d...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 14:10:00 GMT

Homeless Shelter for Sex Toys

Today Hank took me to the homeless shelter for sex toys.  He said he wanted me "to know how good I have it."  Yay!  I love getting out from under the porch.We went and I was surprised a...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:11:00 GMT

I never thought I could feel this way

Today started out in a pretty ordinary way.  Hank got me out from under the porch and we had a little AM roll around.  Without warning I started having incredibly sharp pains in my bum - the...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 15:32:00 GMT

Whirlwind!

These past few days have been a giddy swirl!  Hank is so attentive, he takes me everywhere he goes. First - we went to the Country Buffet!  I watched him heartily fill himself.  Of cour...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 19:00:00 GMT

I'm in love

I have a new boyfriend.  His name is Hank. He doesn't say much when he affectionately "hank hogs" my bumhole but I can hear the reciprocal desire and love in his low gruntings and wheezings. Thin...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 15:00:00 GMT

Potato cubes

For those of you that read my recent bulletin please skip this:Well an old friend of mine stopped by last night and was in the mood for a little somthin'.. She put a big adult nappie on me filled t...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 18:23:00 GMT

Idle chit chat...

SOMEONE (4:26:15 PM): wow! SOMEONE (4:26:19 PM): are you adding friends too? AbusedBlowUpDoll (4:26:34 PM): Yes, I have 453 friends now AbusedBlowUpDoll&nb...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:46:00 GMT

Trash

I got put out with the trash today..
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 09:21:00 GMT

ooh la la

I have a new crush.  It makes me feel so giddy!  I wonder what he's doing, where he is, is he thinking of me!!!!? Seth is mad and put me under the bed again.  Luckily he left ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:12:00 GMT

Makin' Friends

This is my new friend - I'll call him P: P (1:31:19 PM): hey AbusedBlowUpDoll (1:31:32 PM): hi there sweet meat P (1:31:44 PM): Todd I love you P (1:3...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 06:10:00 GMT