There was a man named Tony Arieas who got with a lady and bore a child, about thirty years ago or so. They called this fine lad T.J. He was a nice polite and shy guy. Loves life, school, and friends. It wasn't until T.J. got into his teen years that he realized he had powers beyond his own. because he is a fuckball!!!!!!!!!! You see, when darkness falls and the beer is tipped back just right, out of the shadows comes FUN T.J. He is not man, but beast and cannot be controlled by average human morals or ethics. He leaves no alcohol unturned and thirsts for human blood. He will kill you and only then can you say "I have met FUN T.J." but you will be dead. The only chance you have is to feed him cigarettes, which will slow him down and make him sypathetic to your cause, but don't be fooled you are never safe from the rage. He also loves contributing to minors. Look for him around town, but beware, the mumbling, slobbering fool is not any meer mortal, he is the myth, the legend, he is FUN T.J. He has no regrets or limitations though because by the next day he will remember nothing, and it's time to start all over. The End Oh he also enjoys expensive dinners, long waks on the beach, and traveling with the one he loves. @
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