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Josh

joshgrove

About Me

I read the dictionary for "fun." This really means that I need constant reassurance that I'm intelligent, and comfortably employing lots of arcane words in conversations with people makes me feel better about myself because I know that I'm better than they are.

My Interests

I have a crush on knowing things and I like my knowledge in tidy, succinct aphorisms.

I'd like to meet:

Little "Whitesnake" Richard.

Music:

I think Puddle of Mudd has at the very least shown us one thing, that human beings are incomplete in their evolution; we need earlids.

Movies:

Watched "Casablanca" for the first time and was shocked at how powerful and romantic the movie was. Awesome dialogue to boot!

Television:

Jeopardy is still my favorite and only allowable show, but the fine folks over at "Just For Laughs" are making it tough to stick to that ascetic diet.

Books:

Just finished the prequel to "Lonesome Dove" and it was far bloodier than I expected.

Heroes:

One time I raced a bum for five dollars. Another time I got a bum to sing a song with me about how pathetic his penis was, so...homeless people.

My Blog

Crazy Fuck Nasty Style Zombie

The old zombie sat down in his favorite chair, he and the chair sighing together. A small dust cloud settled as he looked over to his right. A delicate porcelain bowl with some dried brain remnants ...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 03:32:00 PST

Apple Madness..........we eat what we like

I have only recently discovered apples. but I have fallen in love with them and fear that I will eat them to ruination. An apple is a pretty close approximation to a perfect meal: it is a simple and ...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

We're done!!!...........sort of

I finished tonight with the last of the recording for a project which should have taken no more than a week or two, but actually took six months. The band I play in, Atlas, started recording a six so...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Samurai Jack...............goddamn

Far and away the most beautiful cartoon ever created, Samurai Jack is operating at an unheard of level of depth. On the face of it, the show is gorgeous and simple...beneath that lies the true beauty...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Carressing the tip of the devil's greasy weiner...

It occurred to me recently that I have been under a lot of stress. I'm not typically the type of person that has that feeling. In fact, I feel like there is a great deal of unwarrented "stress" feel...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On meditation...

This weekend I got Bitches Brew. I have heard a lot of things about this album, but I had never heard anything from it. Well, I listened to it. And I listened to it again. I think it's fair to say...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recording Root Canal

Our band is Atlas, and we have been looking at making a recording of our own for a little while. Well today, Sunday (the bane of any week), is when we had set time aside to make said recording. I wa...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Broken boards and broken hearts

So about a week ago Valentine's rolls around and we have a party. The party, as usual, is crazy. It was a dance party mind you, and there were folks dancing. Dancing is fun, and people like to have...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Killy ain't nuthin' ta fuk with

His jagged razor jaw had been wired shut; his articulated limbs...bonded and useless. He saw the futility in struggling, so he stopped. He just waited and watched, wondering when his captors would c...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Like a spent shell

Today has been very productive for me. I got up on time. I made myself something to eat, a pbj sandwich. Normally at this point I would turn on the tv and watch the history channel for an hour befo...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST