Hanging my penis out of my pants in front of friends, playing the skin flute, teaching maya to play the drums, playing with my penis, making fun of maya's ugly faces, sleeping late, playing with my penis again, hanging my penis out in front of my brothers, playing with "power tools", screaming and making lots of herky jerky motions while playing with my "power tools", wearing old man pants to hide my erections, making maya repair them over an over again, searching for the perfect steak or meduim cooked sunny side up egg in which I can dip my penis. Penis.
Lerone "I like to stick my penis in Nick" Blumett.
Clifford the Big Red Dog's penis. Yes, I know it's huge. You're certainly not the first to point that out.
Oh my god. I realize I actually really like touching my penis. I'd somehow made it almost 25 years without doing it(although admittedly, for at least one of those years it had yet to be discovered (or at least revealed to the public)), but now I'm making up for lost time. "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you...." indeed.
Jeopardy, Super Metroid, Tetris, Super Dodgeball; all while fondling myself.
The S. Morgenstern, unabridged version of The Princess Bride. (My favorite chapter is Chapter One, the Bride.) I like to play with my penis!!!!
The bologna pony.