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Nick

Penis?! Penis?!

About Me

At the end of the next sentence I will depart on a journey through a penis into the near penis, where I will write the last sentence of this paragraph-shaped penis. However, I'm compelled to return to compose the intervening lines, so it's tight! Penis! I'm back-door penis. The penis is crazy! Thank goodness the anti-penis condenser held long enough to generate the necessary Chrono-penising for the reverse trip; the B-gauges seemed to indicate a lack of penis. Oh well, I'll have it looked at. Penis. Hey, what's for lunch? Penis. Well, here I am, in the penis-fut... Jesus, the P-gauges are practically on E; I hope there's enough penis in the anti-matter peniser to get back-door love. Penis.

My Interests

Hanging my penis out of my pants in front of friends, playing the skin flute, teaching maya to play the drums, playing with my penis, making fun of maya's ugly faces, sleeping late, playing with my penis again, hanging my penis out in front of my brothers, playing with "power tools", screaming and making lots of herky jerky motions while playing with my "power tools", wearing old man pants to hide my erections, making maya repair them over an over again, searching for the perfect steak or meduim cooked sunny side up egg in which I can dip my penis. Penis.

I'd like to meet:

Lerone "I like to stick my penis in Nick" Blumett.

Music:

Clifford the Big Red Dog's penis. Yes, I know it's huge. You're certainly not the first to point that out.

Movies:

Oh my god. I realize I actually really like touching my penis. I'd somehow made it almost 25 years without doing it(although admittedly, for at least one of those years it had yet to be discovered (or at least revealed to the public)), but now I'm making up for lost time. "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you...." indeed.

Television:

Jeopardy, Super Metroid, Tetris, Super Dodgeball; all while fondling myself.

Books:

The S. Morgenstern, unabridged version of The Princess Bride. (My favorite chapter is Chapter One, the Bride.) I like to play with my penis!!!!

Heroes:

The bologna pony.

My Blog

ha-ha!

This is actually maya filling this out for nick. I'm hoping that if he gets mad enough that i created one FOR him he'll just start doing it himself. I'm not trying to be possessive or anything....
Posted by Nick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST