Quick thinkin', and unapologetic backpeddling.
I've decided to use this space for some pet peeves. They include: the hard sell, guys with no shoulders, unfunny people who still insist they have a "great" sense of humor, pre-distressed jeans, Gray's Anatomy, people who write in lol's and lmfao's, Ethiopians, calling someone weird like it's a bad thing, reggae, bangs cut in a straight line on otherwise beautiful girls, dumbos, dentistry, overcooked meat, activists: animal,political, or otherwise, relish in thousand island, the news, anti-smoking laws, angry bums who act entitled, socks in the summer, non Hellman's mayo (including Duke's}, shrill extended laughter, internet commercials, losing my nerve.
Cry-baby/nerd rock.
I don't care for the cinema
Maude, eh?
'Dinosaurs who Could Fly but Chose Not To For Political Reasons', 'Ironing Techniques of Not-So Famous Hitmen', 'The Kama Sutra of Dentists and Other Phony Professions', 'How to Touch Your Toes Without Bending at the Waist, Do a Jumping Jack, and Generally Dominate the Presidential Fitness Test in Eight Weeks or Less','Tender Biscuits Make Me Miss the South', 'Amazing Man vs. the Astounding Steed', 'The Washington Post: Collected horoscopes 1939-1999, 60 years of excellence', 'The Erection that Didn't Go Away: How I Turned Priapism into Profit', 'Monstro Loves Insanor', 'The Littlest Unicorn Goes to College','Phool Your Phriends With Phony Titles'.
Mark Kistler and other very, very sad sacs.