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Laura

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i bring the party.

My Interests

drums * guitars * subatomic particles * loyalty * black holes * mechanical bulls * cowboys * Illuminati propaganda * Ptolemy * good sex * carl sagan's cosmos * brains * chaos * physics * metaphysics * quantum physics * whiskey * irish culture * astrology * eating * the word "vagmagic" * (but not eating the word vagmagic) * skateboarding * spirituality * benicio del toro * beer * roller derby * george carlin * bill hicks * stephen hawking * celebrating myself (but not strictly in the "vagina monologues" kinda way.)

I'd like to meet:

me with a penis, some people to play music with, and/or someone to cut up my food for me.

Music:

beck, guns n roses, modest mouse, ugly cassanova, krishna das, weezer, operation ivy, michael jackson, damien marley, ministry, outkast, andrew w.k., the beatles, choice dashbord confessional songs, rolling stones, flogging molly, rancid, radiohead, simon and garfunkle, any irish drinking music, and Peaches. it changes all the time, so listen to this if you really give a shit...

Movies:

the untold story of stewie griffin, edward scissorhands, once upon a time in mexico, drug wars, rocky, traffic, donni darko a few random foreign films

Television:

stephen colbert and jon stewart

Books:

anything by stephen hawking, e.e. cummings, carlos casteneda, and any badly written trashy book to read before bed

Heroes:

axl rose

My Blog

BABY POSSUMS AND MECHANICAL BULLS

i have a baby possum named Opie.  for anyone who thinks that possums are big ugly stinky rodents, they're wrong because they're big ugly cleans sweet and poofy marcupials.  and anyone who co...
Posted by Laura on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

GO GEORGEY!!!!!!!!!!

George W. Bush, 43rd Presdient of the United States of America:First president in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.In his first two years in office, over 2 million Americans lost th...
Posted by Laura on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 11:51:00 PST

HAhAhAhaaa

http://www.fabrica.it/flipbook/flipbook_player.php?id=113070 5884-14115231234&r=search.php&keyword=Richmond,%20va &p=1&type=pais come on, just go. 
Posted by Laura on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 03:15:00 PST

jail is so much fun

you know richmond is small when: you go to court the same day and time that your boyfriend is going to court, you see 2 old friends from high school in the court building, and then you get locked up ...
Posted by Laura on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 07:42:00 PST

my dixie wrecked, my spoon is too big, and i am a banana

my dixie wrecked, my spoon is too big, and i am a banana WANTED: one stand in best friend. must aswer to "amycakes", must be a willing and enthusiastic public urinator. must know all the words to ...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i'm a bitch

After many unsuccesfull attempts at taking Hallucinagens, i finally had my first trip a couple of weeks ago. it was the most fun i've had in a really really really really really long time and i woul...
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PAJAMA JAMMY JAM

GO TO THE PAJAMA JAMMY JAM ON FRIDAY OCTOBER 10TH ON LAUREL ST. IN OREGAN HILL RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE HUGE CHURCH ON THE CORNER, YOU CANT MISS IT. BE THERE!!!!!!!!!! (in your pajamas of course...........
Posted by Laura on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST