Hello!!! what am I supposed to say......????? About me, OK, then.
I was expelled from a private girl's school, used to be 11 stone heavier and have a black belt in karaoke. I believe absolutely nothing is out of reach if you want it badly enough. I am widowed and live with my 14 year old son. His hero is John Cena. (He asked me to put this in).
I think that the following tells someone more about a person than anything..... What I would put in room 101....
1) Queueing - Cant stand it, dont have the time for it, put more staff on.
2) People who make their beds on a morning.... What is the point? You get up, throw the duvet over then when you get back into bed, you snuggle it back over you. Why waste that time, straightening it and making it? The only people who are ever going to see it are people you know pretty well, so who cares?
3) People who run in the rain (especially with books/magazines, etc over their heads. You are going to get wet anyway, so why waste the energy?
4) People who start work at 9, but get up at 7.30. What is there to do in this time? Why not get up at 8.30 and have your shower before bed? How dirty are you going to get in one night? It only takes a few mins for a wash and to brush your teeth. Is morning TV really that good? Ever heard of pop tarts?
5) People who think they are hilarious, when they are not. Like Cannon and Ball. Or Clowns. Or Harry Hill. Or when someone says something funny and the punchline is so obvious that it does not need saying, and everyone is laughing, but someone says it anyway and thinks that they have told the joke and then keeps repeating it and repeating it until you want to kill them.
6) People who walk down the street smiling for no reason. Usually wearing slacks and comfortable shoes. No-one can be happy all the time. Why do they smile like that? Are they secret tax inspectors? Or have they been to Ann Summers? Why are they usually over 60? Is this cool in their culture?
7) Rules that are there for no reason. (other than to be broken - and while we are on the subject, people who follow them) Examples are: Don't touch the plants (which means I have to sneakily touch them): Please queue this side (What is wrong with the other side?); Please switch off all mobiles (what is wrong with silent mode? I have never (knowingly) murdered anyone in a hospital or an airplane - so why?): Please respect resident's wishes and leave quietly (why live near a pub, then?):
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Nicky
Birthday: Christmas Day
Birthplace: Stockton
Current Location: Stockton
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5ft 8in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Obviously something royal
The Shoes You Wore Today: Boring beige sandals
Your Weakness: Being too soft, being too daft
Your Fears: Failure, Spiders, Dying without making my mark on the world.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finish my book & Decide what to do.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oww.. how much did I drink last night?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: About 2am
Your Most Missed Memory: I don't look back, only forward
Pepsi or Coke: Diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino with 4 sugars
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: Every day, all around the house, but I didn't say I can sing WELL.
Do you Shower Daily: Have a bath every day
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, got the degree
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that, got the t shirt
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Well, I look better than I did in my 20's when I was humongous
Are you a Health Freak: No way
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: No
Do you play an Instrument: No - unless you can count the Triangle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No - never would. Hate fishy stuff
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Stole a chocolate from Nero's coffee counter (accident, honest)
Ever been Drunk: Often
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: Oooh, yes. I seem to have one of those faces.
Ever Shoplifted: Stole a Princess Leah figure when I was 7.
How do you want to Die: Well, I just don't want to be there when it happens!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: An engine driver
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Any
Weight: Any
Best Clothing Style: Any
Number of Drugs I have taken: Have too many other vices to get stuck with drugs.
Number of CDs I own: About 50
Number of Piercings: Just my ears
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: As I said, ain't such a thing as regrets, only experiences you wouldn't repeat.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Are 60% Weird
You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
How Weird Are You?
You Are a Dare Devil
For you, life is one big dare.
And you're all in for any adventure.
Others find you exciting, inspiring, and a bit intimidating.
You're biggest challenge at this point is trying to top yourself!
How Daring Are You?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!
You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year.
The Underwear Oracle
