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JohnGoodmanEatsBabies

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About Me

I have been known to eat a baby or two...

My Interests

Hmmmm. That's a tough one. I'll have to really think about that one, I mean I have a lot of interests. Hmm. Well, I guess... just off the top of my head... BABY EATING comes to mind.

I'd like to meet:

More babies; anyone with access to a baby; anyone who runs an orphanage.

My Blog

My Mexican Vacation

I've always loved the Aztecs. I heard that Cortés wrote in one of his letters that his soldiers had captured an Aztec who was getting ready to have a roasted baby for breakfa...
Posted by JohnGoodmanEatsBabies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Keeping & Eating Leftovers

It goes without saying that eating babies is not always easy. Finding fresh baby for your recipes can sometimes take hours at a time, like when there is a school trip to the ...
Posted by JohnGoodmanEatsBabies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dining Out at my favorite French restaurant

"Right now I'm at my favorite French restaurant Les Enfants Savoureux. The best french cuisine within a 2 block radius of my house, hands down. The head chef, Pierre, lets me come into...
Posted by JohnGoodmanEatsBabies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recipe for "Baby Soup"

3/4 clove garlic (crushed) 1 pint Olive Oil 1 rambunctious, blue-eyed two year old named Nathan 1 cup dried white Navy beans 1 large tomato 2 cans "Uncle Skinny's Original" authentic baby bathwater o...
Posted by JohnGoodmanEatsBabies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Herschberg Baby Tartare

Jessica Laurel Herschberg (above) was one delish baby. This little spitfire sure did fight back!! I love the feeling of those razor sharp baby toenails tickling my uvula. It amuses me. It b...
Posted by JohnGoodmanEatsBabies on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST