My Fellow Americans, What makes me mad, is that people think I am an idiot! If I was could I have manipulated millions of people! How could I buffalo the media, get the pin-headed xian collalition to kiss my butt! I have done heinous crimes, greedy deeds that line my cronies pockets all the while making America the most hated country on the planet! And guess what? You can't touch me! You think me a simple minded, evil puppet! I am much more than that, I am a reflection to the corrupt greed the festers in the soul of America! As the President of the United States of Bush,.. oppps errr America, I find it best not to have a heart! My Daddy had mine and all my brothers removed when he was Director of the C.I.A.! Keys to your heart, heck who needs that crap! Me I am planning on bombing Iran, North Korea and I hear them damn Canadians to the north of us have weapons of mass destruction as well! "The Dubya"
I just want to thank each and everyone of you who voted for me! And bless all of you who voted for me two, three or more times!
"Hail to me, I'm the commander and chief!"
To my fellow Americans and all members of the so-called Global village!
I just bought my way into heaven! To make my day even better, I put a whoopee cushion on the old geezer's chair!
The heck with Clinton and his aide, I've porked both these babes a couple of times!
Done both of these babes as well! Banged them like a middle class Taxpayer!Need I say more! You
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I'd really like to, but Daddy keeps saying no!
I predict that I am going to win both a third and forth term in the White House!