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Rubi

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me


Suzy Politics --- Deleg8 to the MAX!!
New Stuff
I know, right? Finally something new on my page --- click on the links below to get to know the real me. *sigh* family friendly, fresh and fun!
Finally! My Own Page!!!
Metrobeat Magazine...doesnt Ted look good?MetroBeat
More new stuff... Get to Know Me...
How about even MORE new stuff? (I know, its getting a little insane around here...)
I am a Crybaby
Check it out - here are three links of me on the happiest day of my life, well one of them anyway. Ive been pretty lucky - Ive had a LOT of happy days.
Telling jokes like it aint no thing - long form...
The TV version of my set - what the judges had to say...
And the winner is...
PS When you watch the video here on my page after watching the links, remember to write me a comment that says Damn your jokes are funnier now than they were then! I need the self-esteem boost. Trust me.

My Interests

Family, lying about my age, stand up comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Myself, before all the noise.

Music:

All over the place - love 80s bubblegum pop...Even love country.

Movies:

Midnight Run - hands downAnchorman - watch it every night before bed

Television:

Big LoveSopranos - yes, it IS second to BLJeopardy - keeping score against my husband. Right now, Im up 72 Bazilion, Gajillion, Fafillion bucks.

Books:

Celestine ProphecyAnything related to Astrology (traditional Greek)

Heroes:

Daddy

My Blog

See You in the Next Life

I've always been fascinated by religion and religious people - almost as much as the non-religious, or the formerly religious. A fellow comic said today, "It's so easy for you to pick on the Christian...
Posted by Rubi on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST

Mommy is an Adrenaline Junkie

And you are too...Was that too much? Do I come right out and label her at age 8? Labeling theory - I learned about it in psych, and then later saw it in my own life. It's the theory that posits we bec...
Posted by Rubi on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:34:00 PST

Sex and Comedy

So that's my answer. That's always been the answer to the question that all married people who project an air of happiness get..."why did you marry him?". To date, there hasn't been a single person in...
Posted by Rubi on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST

Creme Brulee - Or What Happens When You Mix Senioritis with the Munchies

I remember the very first time. It was at Susanna Foo's in Philly. My little sister's girlfriend, Neeta ordered a ginger crème brulee. After amazing duck potstickers, perfectly blended Chinese-French ...
Posted by Rubi on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:58:00 PST

We're Definitely Lost, But We're Making Great Time

So Ted drove all four glorious days in Southern California. We had a mid-size rental that we managed to cover in sand, juice and melted milkshakes before the journey ended. We had a small map of just...
Posted by Rubi on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:08:00 PST

The Allegory of the Mirror - or - Livin' on the Wall

So I have this thing that I do - call it what you want, attention/approval seeking, people pleasing, co-dependent, blah blah blah. Anyway - it's the thing that makes me a pretty decent mimic and ...
Posted by Rubi on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:41:00 PST

Reciprocal Velvet

~A Dedication to Ted~   And so the decade of love continues....Ted just turned 40 this weekend. The shenanigans with the brothers were unending. We surprised him on Friday night with family, frie...
Posted by Rubi on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

The World in Shades of Coke

I've always thought of myself as a black and white thinker. Right v. wrong have always been easy choices. That my thinking continues to change on a lot of topics has me convinced that everything - eve...
Posted by Rubi on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 02:34:00 PST

Vanity and More...

I'm from Pennsylvania - a really really small town - and in PA, there's this whacky "allowance" that you can get your picture taken for your license like three times. So I've been thinking about this ...
Posted by Rubi on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

Why The Universe Always Reminds Me That I Suck

Auntie Akhtar died yesterday. My dad called and told me. It was hard to hear - "she was sick for a long time" "Dad, why didn't you tell me sooner, I wanted to talk to her, you know, before" "When she ...
Posted by Rubi on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:15:00 PST