I'm a full time comic residing in Denver Colorado with my home club being Comedy Works in downtown Denver. I'm originally from L.I. NY but have been in Denver for a long time."I like skinny skiiing, going to bullfights on acid..." - extra points if you can name the movie.I'm a huge hockey fan and still play when I'm not on the road.Before becoming a full time comic I was a computer nerd (o.k. I worked my way up to Project Manager so I was Lord of the Computer Nerds - check listings for the movie).I like water sports, musicals, and pray for world peace. O.K. none of that's true. While world peace would be cool, isn't praying one of the reasons we DON'T have world peace? :) That's a joke, don't blow me up.What else do you need to know about me? :)My comedy website is www.vicalejandro.com
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Vic Alejandro
Birthday: Nov 28
Birthplace: Islip, NY
Current Location: Denver, CO
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Clear
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Puerto Rican/Italian, but I'm still way too white (in pigment and upbringing)
The Shoes You Wore Today: that's a girl question
Your Weakness: late night snacks
Your Fears: not succeeding
Your Perfect Pizza: Canadian Ham & Pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my foot in the door at other comedy clubs around the country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: the :) that I'm sprinkling thoughout this survey :) - damn did it again
Thoughts First Waking Up: "what time is it?"
Your Best Physical Feature: the intelligence not to answer that question
Your Bedtime: Whenever I want! GOSH!!
Your Most Missed Memory: playing hockey tournaments with my buds in NY
Pepsi or Coke: both - depends on my mood
MacDonalds or Burger King: both - depends on my mood
Single or Group Dates: either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: either
Chocolate or Vanilla: either
Cappuccino or Coffee: niether - I'm the only person on the planet that doesn't like coffee
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: F$%^ YOU
Do you Sing: Only when no one can hear me
Do you Shower Daily: YES, usually twice
Have you Been in Love: Yes, now back off!!
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Easy there Ms. Clingy. I just met you. --- O.K. Been there, done that - wouldn't rule out a 2nd, but I'm certainly not jumping into anything anytime soon
Do you belive in yourself: Do you BELIEVE in spell check? :) YES I believe in myself and Jesus Christ - totally just kidding - did you get a freak vibe? I'm not religious, but yes I do believe in myself. "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me" - took me an hour to find that freakin' quote. Yes, I'm an idiot.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: More of a Health Moderate
Do you get along with your Parents: Just my Mom - who's responsible for me believing in myself - props Mom!
Do you like Thunderstorms: I kinda like driving in the rain - not sure why
Do you play an Instrument: Yes, my steering wheel count?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Who wants to know? - yes :)
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: That's a chick question - but yes :(
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No - what am I twelve?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Is that a metaphor? Yes either way :)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, but I've gotten dirty looks
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I'm a proponent
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No. Why did Joey say something? Because he's a freakin' liar!!!
Ever been Drunk: Legally drunk or Regular drunk? O.K. Yes either way
Ever been called a Tease: That's a chick thing
Ever been Beaten up: Are you tawkin' ta me!!??
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, but don't tell my Mother
How do you want to Die: In as much agonizing pain as possible - that's a stupid question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A slutty millionaire daughter of a hotel chain mogul - or just a Prominent Comedian
What country would you most like to Visit: England - our friends since the birth of our country - except the whole revolutionary war thing :)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: What are you from Canada? Who says favourite? :) How about Grey? Any color really - it's the eyes themselves that are key
Favourite Hair Color: Any - even bald - though we'd look silly together :)
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: I'm o.k. with a woman being taller than me, but most women aren't so probably 5' 9" or under
Weight: I prefer the skinnier/athletic side
Best Clothing Style: I love a girl that looks good in sweat pants - no joke - that's Natural beauty that will work with any outfit after that - no houchies
Number of Drugs I have taken: None - yes I'm a nerd
Number of CDs I own: Tons
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Only those times when a lack of confidence or shyness prevented me from doing something I wanted to do
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