tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out

About Me

I Love Argy Bargy i have all the class and charm of the common cold, too good for me, not good enough for you, but in my mind, i reign supreme. when i walk down the street billie holiday sings in my head, and DaVinci calls me venus, perfection all rolled up into a little package called denile, the key to everything

My Interests

movies, music, books, crossword puzzles, people i hate, dogs cats, people who hate birds, food, ovaltine... eah motherfuckers... ovaltine

I'd like to meet:

i want to meet the one who will tell me my name before i have a chance to speak, someone whois just as snide as i am, and understands that it doesnt take a whore to joke about sex, people without an agenda, someone to just simply be me with, in all my marvalous glory

Music:

things that you dont listen to.

Movies:

sleepers, clock work orange, harry potter, silence of the lambs, the bone collector, boondock saints, kill bill, killer klowns from outer space, child's play, most b-films, fight club, ichii the killer, akira kurosawa's dreams, soseiji... everthing and anything worth my time really

Television:

adult swim, chalk zone, anime and japanese dramas, carnivale, dead like me, simpsons, family guy, celebrity mole, etc

Books:

harry potter, sleepers, a christmas carol, sabriel, lenore, johnny the homocidal maniac, liriel, a series of unfortunate events, paradise lost, hamlet, othello, the seagull, inuyasha, ranma 1/2, green eggs and ham, surviver, fight club, choke, venus in furs, the stranger, one flew over the cuckoo's nest

Heroes:

this is an open position... impress me

My Blog

Natalie hates drug addled meth-heads

wah wah wah. people on the television are bitching about being addicted to crystal meth. i think personally if you are stupid enough to do some drug that some hillbilly redneck farmer cooks up in a se...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 08:21:00 PST

blog for buck

buck is a strange man who works at a porno shop. he works 13-15 hours everyday. buck is too cool for days off. he has my nintendo games. he had dirty long hair and then chopped it off. im on the phone...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 09:33:00 PST

people who piss me off

you. your mama. homeless people who dont know how to speak. people who ask me for money. people who smell like ass on a regular basis. people who ask me stupid questions about how many tattoos or peir...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

i want to be john finn's wife

i fucking love this song!!!! it makes me want to dance. so recently ive decided that only the present matters... yes thats right the present and how it affects the future... which means past is import...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:05:00 PST

pretty girls dont wear mustaches

i had a crazy dream lastnuight in which i had a total betr reynolds 'stache... actually it was groucho marx styl but hey lets not get tied up in detail... either way i was walking down the street spor...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:31:00 PST

lefties and anarchists make me feel old

maybe its because i have never officailly been in trouble with the law, but ive never called a police officer a pig. i have family who do that for a living and i understand that its a job like ay othe...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:39:00 PST

i just read a love story

true love doesnt exist but damn it all to hell if i dont miss the illusion
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:22:00 PST

golden showers...

story time children... gather round... ive got a story to tell. i went to work with the hopes of getting my check, it wasn't ready yet, however who did i happen to see, but the manager from another...
Posted by tiger balls and thunder crotch duke it out on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST