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My Drink & My....

Aw Hells Naw.

About Me

I was born. I was loved. I was neglected. I was picked on. I was admired... I went from picking up toys to picking up books to picking up trouble. I figure I'm on a roll, why not keep the shit coming? Senility is next. I like humor and the way the sun fades before the night. I am woman and fiend. I am idea and threat. But I'm mostly just Kayla, motherfuckers. Enjoy. (;

My Interests

History as a weapon
mind-altering experiences
meaningful kisses from people you know, and people you wish you didn't
understanding
the shock factor
appearing to be more intelligent than I acutally am
sunsets, long walks on the beach, Fabio.
Barack Obama in the Presidency
not getting nuked by Kim Jong
Breathing
arguing
trying to get to know you for who you are
scintillating podcasts
the script of "Domino"
long-form improv on a drunken Friday night
pretending to be revolutionary
pretending to be gansta
pretending to be white
relishing in those moments when I can actually be me
laughing
experiencing
touching
freedom
chicken and beer
the future on the horizion
flirting for personal gain
sex as an act of rebellion
obsessive chain-smoking
habitual swearing
cock fights
nights alone w/the stars
underage drinking
free loft parties
afro-punk
the meaning of life
sentences that involve the word "Freudian"
fighting spam
indulgence in Oreos
the irony of eating an Oreo after being called one

I'd like to meet:

the right people

Music:

Jay-Z, Pharell Williams, Kelis, Kasabian, The Hives!, Dangermouse, Gnarls Barkley, Saul Williams, Santogold, Hot Hot Heat, The Organ, Uh Huh Her, The Cliks, The Doors, John Coltrane, Jimi Hendrix, Motion City Soundtrack, Robin Thicke, Cassidy, T.I, Rock N roll Soldiers, Jamie Foxx, The Ramones, Gorillaz, Blossom Dearie, D'Angelo, The Rancontuers, Belle and Sebastian, Blossom Dearie, Tribe Called Quest, Nellie McKay, Outkast, Regina Spektor, Arthur Russel, The White Stripes, Mos Def, Dos, Franz Ferninand, Born Heller, Young Joc,Depeche Mode, Eric fuckin Clapton, Tortoise, Common, Kings of Leon, Guru, The Dresdon Dolls, Jill Scott, Kaiser Chiefs, The Academy Is..., Punsapaya, !!!(chk, chk, chk), The Killers, The Mars Volta, Talib Kweli, Secret Machines, Prince, Jack Off Jill, Earth Wind and Fire, Queens of the Stone Age, Bob Dylan, Coldplay, Musiq Soulchild, the Shins, The Roots, Jefferson Airplane, Wolf Parade, Styx, Jet, Keane, Queen, Juliette and the Licks, Modest Mouse, The Raveonettes, The Faint, Glass Candy, 22-20s, Imperial, The Clash, Yes Again, Thicke, Peaches, Sleater-Kinney, B-52s, The Betty, Dem Franchize Boyz, D4L, Nas, Hi-Tek, Lauryn Hill, The Fugees, D'Angelo, Erykah Badu, Aquarious, Say Anything, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Patti Smith, The Strokes, Campfire Girls, Bilal, Jazzy Fatnasties, The Grateful Dead, Led Zeppelin... *smokes a cigarette* .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

X & Y, The Libertine, Therese & Isabelle, Requiem for a Dream, Annie Hall, Boys Don't Cry, American Splendor, Birth, Loving Annabelle, Trick, Trainspotting, Better Than Chocolate, Boys Don't Cry, Soldier's Girl, Julie Johnson, Something New, Donnie Darko, The Producers, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harold and Maude, But I'm A Cheerleader, Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, The Man Who Cried, Ed Wood, American History X, STAR WARS!, The Fabulous Baker Boys, Nesfaratu, La Femme Nikita, Pulp Fiction, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Tank Girl, The Corspe Bride, Napoleon Dynamite, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, St. Elmo's Fire, The Girl On The Bridge, The Lover, Bridget Jones' Diary, Le Noed De Viperes, La vie En Rose, The cutest Evil Dead Girl, The Monks of Shoalin. And ANYTHING... I mean ANYTHIN with Johnny Depp or Katherine Moenning

Television:

The Simpsons, Queer As Folk, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, The "L" Word, Seinfeld, My Coolest Years, The First 48, Charlie & Lola, Cold Case Files, Weeds, Nip/Tuck, Snapped, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Six Feet Under, Matlock(hahaha, no I don't) Forensic Files, Family Guy, Samurai Champloo and Sex and the City. None of the other ones really matter too much. I'll watch YOU on TV.

you are JENNY! you are sweet, shy, and innocent,
but you've got a darker, sexier side...and you
cant hold it in forever! you're the closet
freak of the group!

Which Character from The L Word are You???
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Books:

Transmetropolitan, Nausea, Diary, Four Little Girls Who Die, Eros the Bittersweet, Post Office, Desolation Angels, Whore, On the Road, Steal This Book, Another Bullshit Night In Suck City, Mexico City Blues, The Rum Diary, Women, Generation of Swine, Porn, The Catcher in the Rye, American Splendor, Jenny Gerhardt, Junky, Queer, The Acid House, Crime and Punishment, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bridget Jones' Diary, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series (shut up... she talks like me) ... and your life story when it comes out in paperback, b/c books about whores are always fun.

Heroes:



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My Blog

Rediscovered "The Shins"... Boy Are They Rad!

I got hooked on those hep cats through constant watching and subsequent re-watching of "Garden State" which is... without a doubt... in no less than... my top five... favorite movies.. ever... in life...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:55:00 PST

New Year’s Regurgitations...

Hmm. It's friggin 2008. I've got a helluva gut this year, which I plan on working off at the Chicago Park District, b/c those rockin dudes are allowing FREE access to their gyms for the first 2 weeks ...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

Yes! Another One!

Body: 50 girl questions. answer them with truth. what color is your bra? black Do you straighten your hair everyday? no, but I should Do you worry about the size of your boobs?nope, they're quite...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

and the best part is...

 This morning I woke up with two thoughts: a.) my dad is a dumb gay bastard b.) damn, we ain't got no milk. Point a was b/c he was supposed to call me back to let me know if he was bringing the m...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:51:00 PST

yay! I'm dying!

   I crashed into the umbrella bin and almost fainted at work today b/c I have the plague. (Which is probably going to turn out to be hypoglycemia forcing me to exile my habit of binge ...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 05:12:00 PST

Musings on the baby new year

So far 2007's been pretty cool. No snow. Warm weather. Pretty bitches in short skirts. And my Chocolate continues to light up my life with joy, it really does. I've watched a lot of America's Next Top...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 04:18:00 PST

"what do you get when you gobble down sweets..."

"...eating as much as an elephant eats. what are you at getting terrible fat? what do you think will come... of... that? I don't like the look of it."   Sometimes, in the morning, you give a grea...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 09:42:00 PST

tired than a mofo

Plans keep going astray. Back and forth at every turn. Perpetual trainwreck and whatnot. My dream guy finally asks me out and then it's over b/c of some very unfortunate circumstances. WTF? No more NY...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:41:00 PST

"I put my hand up on my hip..."

  I've been all over the place lately. I really have. This stupid family Christmas Dinner is coming up next Saturday? I think, and I'm going back and forth. On the one hand, Byron will be there, ...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:00:00 PST

Okay... enough.

  Please tell me you are done showing me you penises on myspace, boys. Please. I don't wanna see that. I really don't. "Eww, where's it been?" I sometimes say to myself. "What diseases might it c...
Posted by My Drink & My.... on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST