Swine Flu, SARS, and other plagues |
Every year or six months or so the international media needs to feed on our attention, or else it will die out. Usually they decide to get our attention by sensationalizing a third-world disease of so...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 14:47:00 GMT |
Stupid tommy.... |
Aight, I'll play along...1. I am allergic to Morphine.2. As a kid I had a lot of Autistic tendencies, not liking people to touch me, disliking loud noises, having a very narrow field of interests, etc...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 12:13:00 GMT |
Off the sauce ’til Mardi Gras |
Otherwise Imma be broke when the time comes. No more bars til then.
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:11:00 GMT |
yes |
I've been busy. And it's all YOUR fault.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 19:44:00 GMT |
Telephones |
So what is it about the telephone that makes it so difficult for those with Y chromosomes to use them? Are the buttons too small for guy-sized fingers? Don't you realize that there is a DIRECT correla...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 13:21:00 GMT |
WOWIE!!! |
I'm getting all these friend requests from scantily-clad chicks with names like Jayden and guys who want to give me free iPods and junk. What great friends!!! I'm going to go home and go to sleep now.
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 00:24:00 GMT |
So I guess I'm not cool enough to be too cool for myspace |
Yeah, I'm bored, I'm lonely, so I'm creating a myspace so that I can add my friends and have them leave funny comments and all that shit to make myself feel better. Ah, so self-centered, Althea! Well,...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:53:00 GMT |
