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E.T. Phone Balls

If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.

About Me

I love animals!!! I like music. I play some instruments.

My Interests

Music, movies (B grade and porn included), history, and cats! *update* I like heroclix and hockey now. I'm pretty sure they balance each other out.

I'd like to meet:

"They're eating her! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!"

Music:

As I lay dying, Scratch acid, Siouxsie and the banshees, Stevie ray vaughan, The black dahlia murder, A tribe called quest, Alien ant farm, Anal Cunt, Angry samoans, At the drive in, Bjork, Black Sabbath, Braid, Built to spill, City of caterpillar, Deftones, Desert sessions,Dillinger escape plan, Dinosaur Jr, Explosions in the sky, Flipper, Foo fighters, Gwar, Handsome boy modeling school, Helmet, King missile, Melvins, Minutemen, Nirvana, Philip Glass, Pixies, Placebo, Portishead, Primus, Queens of the stone age, Radiohead, Rage against the machine, Rite of strings, Red elvises, The roots, Sigur ros, Sonic youth, The dears, Mars Volta,The bronx, Tricky, Weezer, Mastodon, The hives, miles davis, chick corea, Mf doom, femi kuti,Fela Kuti Mos def, Talib Kweli, Rah digga, Arsis, Audiokarate.

Movies:

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My Blog

Vomarrhea

I'm so glad VH1 came out with I love the new millennium because I'm a moron and I need television to help me reminisce about things that happened eight years ago. McGriddles? Holy shit! I totally forg...
Posted by E.T. Phone Balls on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 08:18:00 PST

Emails from robobots

Has anyone else noticed how emails about penis size have changed? Before I would get emails with subjects such as, "turn your grub worm into a bitch splitter!" and "Enhance your cock with more veins a...
Posted by E.T. Phone Balls on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:40:00 PST

Personals

I found this best of craigslist thing and I was really bored and it had some entertaining stories about street racing, odd sexual encounters, and of course, personal ads. I found this one and was inst...
Posted by E.T. Phone Balls on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

I'm getting a tattoo!

I'm going to get "Welcome aboard!" on my John Thomas.     P.S. John Thomas is slang for penis.
Posted by E.T. Phone Balls on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:04:00 PST

Bitch ass Bitches

People think they're cooler than they really are. Especially cracka ass crackas.Stop trying to be different just like everyone else.Katamari damacy rules.I'm so damn sick of grindcoreI'm so damn sick ...
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