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Drunk Dad

Get on it, and hone it!

About Me



Make photo slide shows at onetruemedia.comI'm 51, divorced and drunk. My wife left me for the bartender at the country & western bar, a black guy named Ricky. I guess she liked riding on his motor cycle more than my 83 Lincon Town Car. That's ok, I'll just keep on truckin', and I'll make some new friends. Would you like to be my friend? I have lots of good stories to tell, so lend an ear and you will get to know a good man.Drunk Dad on the Bus

Add to My Profile Everyone likes a musical drunk, 'till he's crying in his beer.

My Interests

Drinking, karaoke, dancing, big beautiful women, gambling, bottom shelf liquors, and cheap cigars img src=http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l159/tattootreat/liven ude.gif width=150px

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who will listen... a href="http://www.poqbum.com" target="_blank ..

Music:

Old country-western, oldies, beer commercial jingles,img src=http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l159/tattootreat/elvis .jpg width=300px

Movies:

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Television:

MSNBC, Fox News, and Dancing With The Stars. I like playing along at home with game shows, then yelling at the people when the screw up. I yell at the TV alot, But after I usualy feel bad about it and say sorry.

Books:

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Heroes:

8-Fingers Eddy, John the bartender, Frank who works at the window at the dog track, Ricky, and anyone who wins on The Price is Right.

My Blog

A Bad Day...

One day I was on my way to the box factory after buying a coffee at McDonald's. I was pretty late to begin with. I woke up late because I had met a former Solid Gold Dancer down at "Le Chateu du Noir"...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

You're In The Army Now...

I finished up my term at reform school I ended up working in a tannery skinning mink hides for a few weeks. One day after work I was finishing off a bottle of gin in my boarding house room and I heard...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

You're In The Army Now...

I finished up my term at reform school I ended up working in a tannery skinning mink hides for a few weeks. One day after work I was finishing off a bottle of gin in my boarding house room and I heard...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 06:37:00 PST

Reform School Days...

Well, they sent me to a youth prison after Pa bought the farm. I thought I would get some sort of special treatment because I was an orphan. This was not the case. I was treated like one of the young ...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

My Old Man...

I want to talk for a moment about the greatest man that ever walked the face of the earth. My own Pa. My grandparents who came here from the old country left him at the steps of a wool mill when he wa...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 03:46:00 PST

The Other Side

Winter is coming, and it's coming all over my face. Time for cold hands and feet, stepping in puddles of slush, and slipping and falling on the ice. There is one good thing about this time of year......
Posted by Drunk Dad on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 11:18:00 PST

Drunk Dad vs. the Catholic Church.

    I know most of you think I'm just a sad, pathetic, depressed, loser. However that is not true. I am just like most of you, and enjoy many of the same things as most people. The...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST

Drunk Dad vs. the Catholic Church.

    I know most of you think I'm just a sad, pathetic, depressed, loser. However that is not true. I am just like most of you, and enjoy many of the same things as most people. The...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 06:32:00 PST

The offspring

Alot of people have said to me..."Bill, you go by the name Drunk Dad. The Drunk part we understand, but what about the Dad?" Well the truth is, I am a dad, and a grandfather. I have two kids, a son an...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

Crappy Holidays.

   It's the night before Thanksgiving, and yours truly is hammered. From my chair in my living room i can see into my nieghbor's window. They have had their small, table-top Christmas t...
Posted by Drunk Dad on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST