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GenericMyspaceDude

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About Me

I'm your typical Myspace douchebag. I grew up in the post-grunge 90s and have nothing of value to contribute to society, and as I cruise through my angst-filled teenage years I have nothing better to do than make up silly prifiles on things like Make out Club, Myspace, and whatever the next new fad will be.

My Interests

Lame arsty things that I actually know nothing about, like poetry, BW photography, and webdesign.

I'd like to meet:

Other boring people who I don't know but pretend to be friends with online. I rate my self worth based on how many people are on my buddy list so even if I don't know you I'll add you.Unless you're ugly.

Music:

Crappy hardcore, and emo bands made up of pretty she-hes. You know, like Atreyu, The Bled, FATA, Bright Eyes, Vaux, Le Savy Fav, The Faint, Alkaline Trio, Himsa, etc.

Movies:

Pretentious Indy Films that I saw once, but didn't understand, horrible 80s films that I think are nostalgic even though they're before my time, and art films that I watched because I shoulda had ovaries like 8 1/2, Elephant, Amile, 16 candles, Monster Squad, What Dreams may Come, Rushmore, and Donnie Darko.

Television:

Whatever lame bullshit MTv puts out these days.

Books:

I don't actually read, but I say I'm into Kurt Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Poe, whatever I think will make me sound cool.

Heroes:

Lets see, what lame shit could I put here......I don't know.....Pete and Pete.