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Horth!™

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was rescued from a hospital for incontinent horses by a midget with a lisp.

    My real name is Horse. But I have been called the wrong name so long, I answer to Horth as well.
    The midget let me live in his third floor apartment for a while. I got to drink out of the bidet and toilet. Eventually I peed through the floor (the neighbor's roof), and we had to move away.
    I will be on FishGoneBad.com one of these days.

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My Interests

Avoiding catheters. Buying all the property in Kahala, Oahu.

I'd like to meet:

    Fillies Pornstars who do not mind getting a little wet Politicians I also like to meet a good urologist Freaks Carnival people A few nuns Some of those Tijuana donkeys that get paid to have sex And of course anyone with a sense of humor.

Music:

Race track music

Movies:

Seabiscuit.

Television:

Mr. Ed.

Books:

I like to look at veterinary textbooks. Mostly for the naked pictures.

Heroes:

Barbaro. He's got heart.