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Vampire Mom

Does this shirt go with my fangs?

About Me

Please join my announcement list or if you’re brave (heheheheh) join my discussion group .

I invite—nay, I command—readers to check out the adventures of my paranormal parents at BrokenHeartOK.com . Um … is the glamour working yet?

NOTE: I read all emails, but due to the volume of messages I receive, I cannot respond to them all. Also, I. Must. Resist. invites to take quizzes, join mobs, open gifts, and so forth. I'm easily distracted and I have deadlines, people!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:



NOTE FROM MICHELE: Thank you for your emails, comments, and blog posts. I try to respond to all messages (and delete inappropriate comments), but I'm not what you call organized. It's no use giving me time management tips, I'm just not that kind of girl.


Music:



Movies:


The Matrix, The Princess Bride, Shrek, Napoleon Dynamite, While You Were Sleeping, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dodgeball, Grease, Chocolat, Practical Magic, Underworld, The Wedding Singer, Shaun of the Dead, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, The Fifth Element, The Sixth Sense, Dirty Dancing, The Lake House, Speed, The Replacements, The Waterboy, Legally Blonde, Shanghai Noon, National Treasure, Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, and many, many more!

Television:


Supernatural, Blood Ties, Dresden Files, Heroes, CSI:, Digging For The Truth, The Naked Archaeologist, Ghost Hunters, Invader Zim, Futurama, Family Guy, The Inspector Lynley Mysteries, Midsomer Murders, Mythbusters, Good Eats, The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, and more! I love to watch History Channel, Discovery Channel, Travel Channel, Food Network, and Cartoon Network.

I would love to meet...

Alton Brown

Co-founders of TAPS

Books:

Read Chapter 1
Order at Amazon.com

Read Chapter 1
Pre-order at Amazon.com


Coming in 2008
Because Your Vampire Said So
Wait Until Your Vampire Gets Home

Visit BrokenHeartOK.com

Heroes:


Virginia L. Smith
Beloved Grandmother
2/5/1929 ~ 10/26/2006

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My Blog

Chapter 1 ~ Over My Dead Body

OVER MY DEAD BODYBy Michele BardsleyChapter 1Friday, June 21stKilling Braddock Hayes changed my lifesuch as it wasforever. Committing murder should change a person, at least a person who still had a...
Posted by Vampire Mom on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:39:00 PST

Chapter 1 ~ Wait Till Your Vampire Gets Home

WAIT TILL YOUR VAMPIRE GETS HOMEBy Michele BardsleyChapter 1I hugged the large oak tree as I tried to catch my breath. Sneaking around this creepy little town in the darkand during winter, no lesswa...
Posted by Vampire Mom on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:18:00 PST

Chapter 1 ~ Because Your Vampire Said So

BECAUSE YOUR VAMPIRE SAID SOBy Michele BardsleyChapter 1"I ain't a groomin' service," I said, wishing I could still smoke Marlboros. Becoming a vampire cured me of most vices. If I couldn't breathe, I...
Posted by Vampire Mom on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:09:00 PST

Chapter 1 ~ Don't Talk Back To Your Vampire

DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR VAMPIREBy Michele BardsleyChapter 1When Lorcan O'Halloran, 4,000-year-old vampire and professed Druid, fell at my feet, it wasn't to beg forgiveness for killing me three month...
Posted by Vampire Mom on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

Chapter 1 ~ I'm The Vampire, That's Why

I'M THE VAMPIRE, THAT'S WHYMichele BardsleyChapter 1The night I died, I was wrestling a garbage can to the curb. I had a perfectly healthy fourteen-year-old son who should have taken out the garbage a...
Posted by Vampire Mom on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:25:00 PST