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the incredible amoeba

The Cowboy must never shoot first, hit a smaller man, or take unfair advantage.

About Me

the incredible amoeba is a crappy (a) painter (b) designer (c) 'musician' (d) filmmaker (e) all of the above. ................................................... amoeba films; purveyors of poop! watch for these exciting titles: halo of flies, spacemare, blood monsters of party beach, frankenmosquito, i was a teenage graverobber, jailbait!, laguna de los pervertidos muerte, terror picnic, lizardbeast, hot rod of the reaper, cannibal strippers and more!

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My Interests



agoraphobia, painting, whoopee cushions, irreverent genuflection, lps, pin-up and burlesque appreciation, drive-in theater excursions, panic attacks, carnivals, royal crown hair dressing, television, big galoots, hypochondria, swing sets, existential dread, crappy filmmaking, not eating dead things, old coots, entomology, root beer, obsessive-compulsivity, hussies, anomalies, long walks off short piers etc.

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THE FOLLOWING IS COURTESY OF MISTER PHIL TURK:

Music:



the cramps, hank williams sr., chuck berry, link wray, patsy cline, screamin' jay hawkins, carl perkins, hasil adkins, the stooges/iggy pop, david bowie, bauhaus, alice cooper, mclusky, michael jackson, devo, richard hell and the voidoids, screaming lord sutch, fugazi, jimi hendrix, sinead o'connor(80-90s) the voluptuous horror of karen black, steve earle, buddy holly and the crickets, the everly brothers, alien sex fiend, drive-by truckers, the doors, beach boys, nick cave and the bad seeds, the surfaris, carcass, ministry, prince, gene autry, john carpenter, charlie feathers, duane eddy, howlin' wolf, the ronettes, iron maiden, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the tornadoes/os, bob dylan, sex pistols, ronny and the daytonas, joy division, the dead milkmen, ritchie valens, sam the sham and the pharaohs, elvis presley, elvis costello and the attractions, pig destroyer, the cult, frank zappa and the mothers of invention, flesh for lulu, the shangri-las, the soft boys, velvet underground, the shirelles, tv on the radio, the angels, the inbreds, jan & dean, tom waits, richard wagner, enslaved, slayer, violent femmes, the fall, motorhead, ramones, b-52s, megadeth, pil, dick dale and his del-tones, eddie cochran, .45 grave, black sabbath, gene vincent and the blue caps, the who, pixies, wanda jackson, jesus and mary chain, robert johnson, georg friedrich handel, bobby 'boris' pickett, cyndi lauper, smiths, the trashmen, crass, immortal, the raveonettes, television, nine inch nails, new order, talking heads, duran duran, slim harpo, bruce springsteen and the e street band, omd, butthole surfers, judas priest, mlwttkk, carpathian forest, transvision vamp, zztop, metallica(80s only), goblin, johann sebastian bach, buck owen, a flock of seagulls, the pogues, the ventures etc.

Movies:


pee-wee's big adventure, frankenstein, bride of frankenstein, eegah!, what ever happened to baby jane?, waiting for guffman, e.t, re-animator, the fly '58, zombie, the wizard of oz, pulp fiction, raising arizona, a bucket of blood, freaks, them!, this island earth, the brood, gun crazy, the texas chainsaw massacre (1-2. honest), evilspeak, faster pussycat kill! kill!, attack of the giant leeches, it's alive!, bride of the monster, the gore gore girls, night(dawn, day, return)of the (living) dead, creature from the black lagoon, the toxic avenger(s), psycho, repo man, wild at heart, astro-zombies, fargo, polyester, house of wax '53, yojimbo, class of nuke'em high, dr. strangelove, the ghost of dragstrip hollow, wizard of gore, the pit and the pendulum, eraserhead, fright night, evil dead 1-2, sanjuro, night of the hunter, being john malkovich, black sunday, this is spinal tap, the brain that wouldn't die, the hunger, plan 9 from outer space, blood feast, robot monster, phantasm, the goonies, deep red, the elephant man, videodrome, the rocky horror picture show, halloween, the day the earth stood still, suspiria, friday the 13th 1-3, the abominable dr. phibes, dracula, children of the corn, hardware, she freak, bad santa, the funhouse, night of the creeps, demons, the good the bad and the ugly, christine, cry-baby, the lost boys, creepers, carrie, the thing, creepshow, a nightmare on elm street (1!), the giant gila monster, the treasure of the sierra madre, the brain from planet arous, bad taste, touch of evil, the last man on earth, teenagers from outer space, shivers, some kind of wonderful, ghost world, c.h.u.d, the dark crystal etc.

Television:



first and foremost; commercials. i love me some commercials. in between commercials, i like: the munsters, the hilarious house of frightenstein, tales from the crypt, twin peaks, space network, pee-wee's playhouse, the x files, hee haw, the addams family, ren and stimpy, the incredible hulk, the twilight zone, manimal, amazing stories, beavis and butthead, alfred hitchcock presents, the three stooges, the little rascals, the littlest hobo, the outer limits, V, captain kangaroo, 'reality' tv, the waltons etc.

Books:

by... edgar allan poe, stephen king, kurt vonnegut jr., ray bradbury, h.p. lovecraft, flannery o' connor, arthur koestler, william s. burroughs, ernest hemingway, charles burns, par lagerkvist, richard matheson, ramsey campbell, william faulkner, tom robbins, sylvia plath, cormac mccarthy, edward gorey, peter straub(70s-80s), c.s. lewis, etc.

Heroes:



poison ivy, lux interior, edward d. wood jr., hank williams, screamin' jay hawkins, michael jackson (assuming he's innocent), antonin artaud, iggy pop (pre-sum41), emily dickinson, vampira, chuck berry, pee-wee herman etc.

My Blog

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Posted by the incredible amoeba on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST