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Your enemy stabs you in the front.
Your friend stabs you in the back.
Your boyfriend/girlfriend stabs you in the heart.
But me,
Your closest friend,
Carries a knife.
To stab those mother fuckers.
Right back.
My favorite...
...Month is July
...animal is I love all animals
...sport is Hockey all the way baby!!
...Colour is Pink
...TV show is Desperate Housewives
...drink is Pepsi
...book is Motley Crue-The Dirt
...band is Theory Of A Deadman
...holiday is Christmas
...website is www.crushermagazine.com
Your Birthdate:
December 19th
DECEMBER = BEAUTY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to take things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Horny but does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you.Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)...
(courtesy of Ganou - fucking hilarious!!)
Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED! True love is being shaved. Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love. And they LOVE to travel. They are constantly moving. They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will fuck everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE. They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to: Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters. Pick some flowers. Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more! Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...lingerie...cross dressing...Female Sags are nature lovers: do it in the bushes, sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell, behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? They love kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going...these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage, licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! They believe in doing it and doing it often! Fucking before the movie starts...fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blow-job on the way home. Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked! You can touch them anywhere and they get hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot. They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lots and lots of sex in any way, shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard, or slow and easy. If you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love sex as much as a Sag!
And I say, Amen to that my friends ;)
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