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Spread Bunz

THE ORIGINAL GODS OF RAPE METAL

About Me

Spread Bunz is a very strange outfit, composed of 69 retards who were mistakenly released from a mental home and somehow ended up in a naked-coed-pudding wrestling concert at an underground fight club in downtown Jersey City. The brusied, bloody and molested gang was shipped off to West Molester. Penisylvania, where they were sold into child slavery and were forced to perform musical variety shows at Henry's Child Sodomy Palace Bar and Grill. Their original name was The Basketball Team, because of their large number of band members, coined by the only speaking member of the ensemble, Scrotum McSniffer, whose IQ is consequently the highest of the group at 69. Due to their frequent tendency to spread their asscheeks and shit streams of diarrhea at the crowd, as well as the penchant for sticking rusty copper pipes from abandoned homes and pieces of petrified asbestos up their respective anuses, the band's name was changed to Spread Bunz. The group felt strangely close to Anal Cunt frontman Seth Putnam, probably because his IQ was lower than (collectively) theirs, so they adopted the mega-retard scream/hate noise, and later sold out to be a slightly less un-musical grind/death/shitcore band, like a good solid mix of Menstrual Slurpee, Dismembered Fetus, Monostat 7, (both the feminine product and band), Pat Boone, (when he is In a Metal Mood) Coprophilia, Lionel Richie, Vomit Spawn, early Neil Diamond, with a little Poison thrown in for bad measure. Spread Bunz remains a highly controversial and hated band. They were/are known to send shit-smeared underwear, urine samples, and letters filled with fecal matter to adoring fans worldwide, their live show consists of all 69 members gang raping circus midgets and tackling dummies made up to look like Rosie O'Donnell, (and possibly yodeling out a few contemporary club hits before the urine and semen really starts to fly) and each album has a separate hand-drawn cover and usually smells like old dried semen and ass grease for some strange reason....They have been around since 1992, and three albums exist, the multi-platinum debut album, "Decapitated, Molested and Beer-Battered", including hit singles like, "The Day My Penis Rotted Off", "Fond of the Fondler", "Skonohomohemroidalrectalcoochiecooterclitpolaterskaterbater boilermaker", "Obliterating Christian Scrotums", "KKKFC", and everyones favorite jingle, "The Gook Who Stole My Brand New Shoes", the grammy-winning sophomore non-jinx follow-up, "Tribute to the A-Team", and the third masterpiece which went triple wood on the charts (higher than platinum) "We are Noise. Yukk Foo". Spread Bunz will rape your mind and take no prisoners, be forewarned - NOR FOR THE WEAK OF PANTS........All recording done on Fisher Price Boombox with urine/diarreah............. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4A IMG{ border-style:none; } a I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1 I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

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Member Since: 5/21/2006
Band Website: snazzlefrat.com/thegleeclub/home.php
Band Members: Scrotum McSniffer, Satan 5, Luke GuyStalker, Vitamin Deth, Vincent Ralph, V.I.N. (Very Italian Noggin), Scruffy MacGruder, Coby Ham, ClooneyMeier, Sal Bruccherreri, Otto, Emilio, Magic Johnson, Corky, Little Birdsnest, Tom Smellick, Lil Tommy Clark, Car Poop, Spank McFur. Catnip, Spank McKinley, Schamaley, Brad Mazzula, Chad McViper, Voneeschaney VosCrest, Salad Sauce, Skunky Peppers, Vince, Vera, The Revver, Pebb, Kevin Costner, Jimmy JarJar HimmleBinks, Satanic Fuckface, Swastiko The Clown, Preacher Penishead, Derby, The Brass Ladle, Malevolent Masterbater, Metal Sniff, Sniffing Corpse, Cider, Spider, Satanic Dicktater of Utter Fuck, Colonel Sandlers, Sports Center, Mikey Jaxxxon, Bubbles, Radioactive Schlonger, Gay Bill Mahr, Rabid Vagina, Itchy Gnads, Run DeMonCy, Enyclopedia Satanica, Noktalian, Morbid Smurf, Jewish Fucking Christ, Cat Piss, Lil' Dopplegangbanger, Niggerhead, Army of Gooks, Apparatus Dingle, The Unabomber, Deadly Towers, Tackleberry, Nasdaq Nigger, Cakes and Pies, Infected Boner, and RadishBroccoliPoop.
Influences: Meatshits, Impetigo. Xerosis, Avulsion, Chef Salad, Skeleton of God, Metal Sniff, Horsey Head, Poison, Menstrual Slurpee, Lawnmower Deth, Dark Angel, Unseen Terror, Motorhead, Carcass, Deceased, Goreaphobia, Mythic, Slough, Venom, Vomit Spawn, Mega Deth, Metallica, Skid Row, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Slayer, GWAR, Suicidal Tendencies, Pungent Stench, Repulsion, Autopsy, Napalm Deth, Post Mortem, Testament, Zoetrope, Dead Youth, Anthrax, Velcro Overdose, Apparition, Disharmonic Orchestra, Master, Morbid Saint, Abcess, Guns N' Roses, Mortician, Crowbar, Sinister, Imapled Nazarene, Entombed, Immortal, Emperor, Motley Crue, Slaughter, October 31, Dead World, Macabre, Anal Cunt, Monostat 7, (NOT Monosplat 7), Green Jello, (NOT Green Jelly), S.O.D., Siege, Coprophilia, Pile of Eggs, Schnauzer, Nut Sceamer, Gorefest. Kool Keith, Ultramagnetic MCs, The Shapeshifters, Yanni, Anal Cunt, Kenny Rogers, NWA, Kadjagoogoo, Macabre, Sensational, Neil Diamond, Hassle the Hoff, Lucio Fulci, Bertie Higgins, David Hess, Hudson's Adventure Island, Exploitation Films, Halloween 3, Rape, Deceased, Jodorowsky, the Smurfs, Dario Argento, Skid Row (the band), Freestyle Fellowship, Bret Easton Ellis, Fat Baldwin (Daniel), Poison, The Neverending Story, Sean Wayans in the Scary Movie series, 80's metal, Albert Fishsticks, Spread Bunz, Warrant, Dolemite, David Lynch, Public Enemy, all horror movies, Thirstin Howell the 3rd, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainbow Brite, Meatshits, Fatty Finn, Slough and the immortal Rick Diamond, Steve Crispin, Evil Dead 1, Dismembered Fetus, William S Burroughs, October 31 (the band), Pimp Daddy and the Crackheads, peeping toms, Charles Bronson, Muppet Death, Company Flow, Night of the Creeps, Satan's Candy Bar, Wu Tang Clan, Hunter S Tommy, White Snake, The Monster Squad, Steve Eggs, Tim Dog, 70's cannible movies, The Burger King Guy, Nowhere and the Greg Araki trash movies, fried dough, Paul Bartel, Lawnmower Deth, Black Sheep, John Waters, Bad Taste, all Nintendo 8-Bit games, Men's Wearhouse Guy, Del the Fucked Up Homo, bazooka chewing gum, Turbo Grafx 16, Urine, The Arsonists, Guns N' Roses, malls in the 1980's, Celebration Station, Child Molestation, Whitesnake, Coprophilia (the band - McMassacre) White Slavery, The Goonies, Beef Stick, USA Up All Night, Takeshi Mikke, Orange Julius, Robert Deathrage, the first 10 minutes of Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer Part 2, Alex Kidd and the Enchanted Castle, Beat Takeshi, Terminator 1 and Kickboxer 1 soundtrack, Eddie Deezen, Beefalow 66, Stalking, old Mega Deth, C Webb, old thrash and death metal, Funnel Cake, all 80's music, Dave Mustaine, MC Search, Chuck Norris, Traci Lords (for her acting) Eazy E, Coconut Pete, Kate Bush, Pimpsta, Eric Roberts, Howard Eskin's Nutsack, Troma, Invading Deserted Houses, Candy Necklaces, The Hair Cuttery Guy, Derrick Coleman, Billy Drago, all crackheads and molesters of degradation and filth.............And Bobby Halford and that gay guy MURS were especially big influences for Black Richard Gere........ Sounds Like Urine, Rape, Incest, Molestation, AIDS, weird hip-hop, dark comedy rape rap with satire, humor, mental molest, ass-kickery, ear-sodomy, Kool Keith mixed with old Shapeshifters, Tim Dog, Anticon, Necro, Ultramagnetic MCs, Aesop Rock, Ced G, Dose-One, Circus, old El-P and Company Flow (fuck the new gay shit) Willus Drummond (RIP) Meatshits, Robert Deathrage raps, old Swollen Members, old Jedi Mind Tricks, Busdriver, Rudy Ray Moore, MF Doom, Del the Funky Homo, NWA, Radio Inacative, 2 Mex, old Phoenix Orion, CVE, old Freestyle Fellowship (we wish), Thirsten Howell the 3rd, Rack Lo, Alaskan Fishermen, Aceyalone, Orko the Psychotic Alien, J-zone, restiform bodies, Gorrilaz, Wordsound, Anti-Pop Consortium, esoteric, Hawd Gankstuh Rapper MCs Wid Gats, a better version of MC Trachitomy, El Gant, a much better version of Sensational, Beyonder, Celestial Squadron, Big Jus, the Fall Guy theme song, Blowfly, old Wu Tang Clan (we wish), mc paul barman, Buck 65, the Airwolf and Knightrider theme songs, Killa Army, Coconut Pete, a serious version of the Dan Band, Foreign Legion, Cunning Linguists, Sixtoo, Dolemite, He-Man's theme song, Mike Ladd, Meatshits, Old Dirty Bastard, Darc Minds, Celestial Squadron, Living Legends (we wish, except for gay MURS) Naptron the Meta Predator, Louis Logic, Grim Reaper, the last sound you will ever hear......RAPE.......
Sounds Like: Children removing anal beads from their hollowed out eye holes, dead cats yodeling, masterbating priests farting, the sound of wind blowing through rotting corpses' vaginas, bazooka bubble gum and income tax time
Record Label: BROWN METAL REXXX
Type of Label: Major