Member Since: 4/14/2006
Band Website: bobripkedeadkidsalesman.com
Band Members: 80 BUCKS: Lame Samoan who Amber owes 80$ to because the Bills lost that Super Bowl to the GiantsTHE KNACKER: Has extremely large set of car keys and claims to have a boyfriend named Wetzel........likes to do the KNACKER-danceBOB RIPKE: Legendary child molester/used car salesman who moved down South so that he could hold more urine in his mouth.AMBER: Pedophile, rapist, stalker, peeping tom - a real stand-up guy by all means.
Influences: Urine Kool Keith, Ultramagnetic MCs, The Shapeshifters, Yanni, Anal Cunt, Kenny Rogers, NWA, Kadjagoogoo, Macabre, Sensational, Neil Diamond, Hassle the Hoff, Lucio Fulci, Bertie Higgins, David Hess, Hudson's Adventure Island, Exploitation Films, Halloween 3, Rape, Deceased, Jodorowsky, the Smurfs, Dario Argento, Skid Row (the band), Freestyle Fellowship, Bret Easton Ellis, Fat Baldwin (Daniel), Poison, The Neverending Story, Sean Wayans in the Scary Movie series, 80's metal, Albert Fishsticks, Spread Bunz, Warrant, Dolemite, David Lynch, Public Enemy, all horror movies, Thirstin Howell the 3rd, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainbow Brite, Meatshits, Fatty Finn, Slough and the immortal Rick Diamond, Steve Crispin, Evil Dead 1, Dismembered Fetus, William S Burroughs, October 31 (the band), Pimp Daddy and the Crackheads, peeping toms, Charles Bronson, Muppet Death, Company Flow, Night of the Creeps, Satan's Candy Bar, Wu Tang Clan, Hunter S Tommy, White Snake, The Monster Squad, Steve Eggs, Tim Dog, 70's cannible movies, The Burger King Guy, Nowhere and the Greg Araki trash movies, fried dough, Paul Bartel, Lawnmower Deth, Black Sheep, John Waters, Bad Taste, all Nintendo 8-Bit games, Men's Wearhouse Guy, Del the Fucked Up Homo, bazooka chewing gum, Turbo Grafx 16, Urine, The Arsonists, Guns N' Roses, malls in the 1980's, Celebration Station, Child Molestation, Whitesnake, Coprophilia (the band - McMassacre) White Slavery, The Goonies, Beef Stick, USA Up All Night, Takeshi Mikke, Orange Julius, Robert Deathrage, the first 10 minutes of Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer Part 2, Alex Kidd and the Enchanted Castle, Beat Takeshi, Terminator 1 and Kickboxer 1 soundtrack, Eddie Deezen, Beefalow 66, Stalking, old Mega Deth, C Webb, old thrash and death metal, Funnel Cake, all 80's music, Dave Mustaine, MC Search, Chuck Norris, Traci Lords (for her acting) Eazy E, Coconut Pete, Kate Bush, Pimpsta, Eric Roberts, Howard Eskin's Nutsack, Troma, Invading Deserted Houses, Candy Necklaces, The Hair Cuttery Guy, Derrick Coleman, Billy Drago, all crackheads and molesters of degradation and filth.............And Bobby Halford and that gay guy MURS were especially big influences for Black Richard Gere........
Sounds Like Urine, Rape, Incest, Molestation, AIDS, weird hip-hop, dark comedy rape rap with satire, humor, mental molest, ass-kickery, ear-sodomy, Kool Keith mixed with old Shapeshifters, Tim Dog, Anticon, Necro, Ultramagnetic MCs, Aesop Rock, Ced G, Dose-One, Circus, old El-P and Company Flow (fuck the new gay shit) Willus Drummond (RIP) Meatshits, Robert Deathrage raps, old Swollen Members, old Jedi Mind Tricks, Busdriver, Rudy Ray Moore, MF Doom, Del the Funky Homo, NWA, Radio Inacative, 2 Mex, old Phoenix Orion, CVE, old Freestyle Fellowship (we wish), Thirsten Howell the 3rd, Rack Lo, Alaskan Fishermen, Aceyalone, Orko the Psychotic Alien, J-zone, restiform bodies, Gorrilaz, Wordsound, Anti-Pop Consortium, esoteric, Hawd Gankstuh Rapper MCs Wid Gats, a better version of MC Trachitomy, El Gant, a much better version of Sensational, Beyonder, Celestial Squadron, Big Jus, the Fall Guy theme song, Blowfly, old Wu Tang Clan (we wish), mc paul barman, Buck 65, the Airwolf and Knightrider theme songs, Killa Army, Coconut Pete, a serious version of the Dan Band, Foreign Legion, Cunning Linguists, Sixtoo, Dolemite, He-Man's theme song, Mike Ladd, Meatshits, Old Dirty Bastard, Darc Minds, Celestial Squadron, Living Legends (we wish, except for gay MURS) Naptron the Meta Predator, Louis Logic, Grim Reaper, the last sound you will ever hear......RAPE.......
Sounds Like: urine
Type of Label: None