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THE hUMANS

retarded hip hop rape-beat molesto-hootenany

About Me

THE hUMANS were the product of 69 million biological years of extreme rape/molest/peeping tomism, and represent 4 drastically mentally retarded, sadistic, necrophiliacs who wonder the sewers looking up at so-called "real" human beings through grates, and then emulating and intensifying/amplifying the trash, degradation and horror they see, a million fold. These genetic freaks were given a keyboard covered in dry elephant semen, a shure mic that was stuffed up michael bolton's ass for 10 years, and a 4 track that is so fucking gay that even boy george refused to sodomize it, and thus....an experiment in pain, urine and poopstains was born - the anatomically incorrect hip hop project known as THE hUMANS. The album is entitled "Godly Programming" because the excement they doth spew is fucking divine you dumb fags.............listen and probably die........dont listen and definitely die(while simultaneously living a life of regret) just peep the shit, and know in confidence that it is definitely better than anything you could ever wish to hope to make....even though it sucks rotten ass...........the reason that THE hUMANS decided to sound like hip hop is that 99% is fucking wack as fuck, so they decided to decided to continue in that tradition yet up the ante......

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Member Since: 4/12/2006
Band Website: rapeyourself.com
Band Members: 4 Raper/Rappers: Sears, & Roebuck, Schmegmire, MC John Johnson Beats/Cuts by Master Beau Balon of Ohio Proper
Influences: The Glee Club, Kool Keith, Ultramagnetic MCs, The Shapeshifters, Yanni, Anal Cunt, Kenny Rogers, NWA, Kadjagoogoo, Macabre, Sensational, Neil Diamond, Hassle the Hoff, Lucio Fulci, Bertie Higgins, David Hess, Hudson's Adventure Island, Exploitation Films, Halloween 3, Rape, Deceased, Jodorowsky, the Smurfs, Dario Argento, Skid Row (the band), Freestyle Fellowship, Bret Easton Ellis, Fat Baldwin (Daniel), Poison, The Neverending Story, Sean Wayans in the Scary Movie series, 80's metal, Albert Fishsticks, Spread Bunz, Warrant, Dolemite, David Lynch, Public Enemy, all horror movies, Thirstin Howell the 3rd, Kurt Vonnegut, Rainbow Brite, Meatshits, Fatty Finn, Slough and the immortal Rick Diamond, Steve Crispin, Evil Dead 1, Dismembered Fetus, William S Burroughs, October 31 (the band), Pimp Daddy and the Crackheads, peeping toms, Charles Bronson, Muppet Death, Company Flow, Night of the Creeps, Satan's Candy Bar, Wu Tang Clan, Hunter S Tommy, White Snake, The Monster Squad, Steve Eggs, Tim Dog, 70's cannible movies, The Burger King Guy, Nowhere and the Greg Araki trash movies, fried dough, Paul Bartel, Lawnmower Deth, Black Sheep, John Waters, Bad Taste, all Nintendo 8-Bit games, Men's Wearhouse Guy, Del the Fucked Up Homo, bazooka chewing gum, Turbo Grafx 16, Urine, The Arsonists, Guns N' Roses, malls in the 1980's, Celebration Station, Child Molestation, Whitesnake, Coprophilia (the band - McMassacre) White Slavery, The Goonies, Beef Stick, USA Up All Night, Takeshi Mikke, Orange Julius, Robert Deathrage, the first 10 minutes of Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer Part 2, Alex Kidd and the Enchanted Castle, Beat Takeshi, Terminator 1 and Kickboxer 1 soundtrack, Eddie Deezen, Beefalow 66, Stalking, old Mega Deth, C Webb, old thrash and death metal, Funnel Cake, all 80's music, Dave Mustaine, MC Search, Chuck Norris, Traci Lords (for her acting) Eazy E, Coconut Pete, Kate Bush, Pimpsta, Eric Roberts, Howard Eskin's Nutsack, Troma, Invading Deserted Houses, Candy Necklaces, The Hair Cuttery Guy, Derrick Coleman, Billy Drago, all crackheads and molesters of degradation and filth
Sounds Like: the glee club, Urine, Rape, Incest, Molestation, AIDS, weird hip-hop, dark comedy rape rap with satire, humor, mental molest, ass-kickery, ear-sodomy, Kool Keith mixed with old Shapeshifters, Tim Dog, Anticon, Necro, Ultramagnetic MCs, Aesop Rock, Ced G, Dose-One, Circus, old El-P and Company Flow (fuck the new gay shit) Willus Drummond (RIP) Meatshits, Robert Deathrage raps, old Swollen Members, old Jedi Mind Tricks, Busdriver, Rudy Ray Moore, MF Doom, Del the Funky Homo, NWA, Radio Inacative, 2 Mex, old Phoenix Orion, CVE, old Freestyle Fellowship (we wish), Thirsten Howell the 3rd, Rack Lo, Alaskan Fishermen, Aceyalone, Orko the Psychotic Alien, J-zone, restiform bodies, Gorrilaz, Wordsound, Anti-Pop Consortium, esoteric, Hawd Gankstuh Rapper MCs Wid Gats, a better version of MC Trachitomy, El Gant, a much better version of Sensational, Beyonder, Celestial Squadron, Big Jus, the Fall Guy theme song, ollie ox, mc skweegee, Blowfly, old Wu Tang Clan (we wish), mc paul barman, Buck 65, the Airwolf and Knightrider theme songs, Killa Army, Coconut Pete, a serious version of the Dan Band, Foreign Legion, Cunning Linguists, Sixtoo, Dolemite, He-Man's theme song, Mike Ladd, Meatshits, Old Dirty Bastard, Darc Minds, Celestial Squadron, Living Legends (we wish, except for gay MURS) Naptron the Meta Predator, Louis Logic, Grim Reaper, the last sound you will ever hear......RAPE.......
Record Label: GOOSED YA' RECORDS 2006
Type of Label: None