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The Dead Poet

i wasn't born with enough middle fingers.......but i don't need them to decide

About Me

i am the faint laughter that lingers within neglected chambers of our minds longing always to reach that forgotten dream..
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the Provacateur
(57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 42% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK
You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 65% on darkness You scored higher than 27% on spontaneity You scored higher than 55% on vulgarity
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My Interests

what could be, what shouldn't be, the end of all things,the beginning of others

I'd like to meet:

the ideal, the unlikely,the wise,the brave,my true friends

Music:

blonde redhead, deftones,the white stripes,strapping young lad,the cardigans,lush,slipknot,she wants revenge,alice in chains,nirvana,cky,jesus and mary chain,at the drive in,s.o.a.d.,the delays,fear factory,slayer,e.l.o.,tv on the radio,prong

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas!!!!,bladerunner,alien,gattaca,the crow,austin powers

Television:

cowboy bebop,lain,family guy,the x-files(what can i say ? after the nineties everything has rapidly sucked every day since)

Books:

anything except the bible

Heroes:

geronimo,kurt cobain,hunter s.thompson,frances farmer,philip k. dick,william h. yeats,voltaire

My Blog

i'm finally free and complete

Despite my satisfying awareness of who i am and what i want out of life, i know the direction and ultimate outcome of my existence. I am a freedom fighter against those who create institutions to cea...
Posted by Voltaire on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

We are Gods in our own right......we are free if we wish it;)

it's always been the same plateau for us. We just seem to descend from a perfect view of ourselves in belief that there is no chance of ascending beyond our present grand scale bordom.We are Gods in o...
Posted by Voltaire on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 01:23:00 PST

cure for 911....

don't waste your time getting depressed or angry just get even.........trust me the real terrorists won't be thrilled i mean they have alot to lose.......like the white house;)
Posted by Voltaire on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

for the comfortably dull........

I will never apologize to fools. It is they who bring our world to a continuous descent into a void degradating existence. I do admit to the fault of opening valid,challenging topics to a horde of vac...
Posted by Voltaire on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:36:00 PST

god is.....

god is barely an infants' warmth........as a lovers' embrace is soon forgotten once the flesh has cooled of desire..........god is the enemy who always wins..........the last awkward laugh in a boring...
Posted by Voltaire on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:27:00 PST

wake the fuck up!

wow, who would have thought that all it would take to discover and weed out the "pussies" from my friends list would be to write a few honest comments about the world we're living in......anyway good ...
Posted by Voltaire on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 06:37:00 PST

THOSE WHO ARE WILLING TO FIGHT FOR YOU ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED

The sole purpose of any military is to protect, at any cost, the stability of a contolled government system in any given country. I don't give a shit what type of government or society is established...
Posted by Voltaire on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:56:00 PST

"whispers from invisible hearts"(excerpts from my upcoming masterpiece)

Her skin is just as pale as her favorite smiling moon,peeking white through the shadows of the land. Forgotten spirits swim through her mind. To her,she's not certain they're only dreams but tonight t...
Posted by Voltaire on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST

hhmmmm?

"the 90's had alot of potential......what the fuck happenened?.......now we're crawling back to the 80's denying that we've plummeted straight nto the 70's"-(journal entry)copyright©2001 by Jesse S.Mo...
Posted by Voltaire on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 01:00:00 PST

"timelessness"

remember my worries and how frail i was consumed?......as i pulled you in......with out a breath......i choked all that should have been......marauder......your martyr.......afraid to own this dance.....
Posted by Voltaire on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 11:12:00 PST