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Larry

Hello friend...

About Me

I am a devastatingly handsome sociopathic bore. I love nothing more than discussing current affairs with people who couldn't care less about me or my pathetic opinions. I like the wrong women all the time, and all of the right women none of the time..? Don't quote me on that... I sometimes spend hours pacing around my box-room, like one of those crazed Russian bears in a charity advertisement, wondering how the hell I can repair the car-crash that is my life... I also like old films and going for long walks... I wish I was brave enough to be a junkie, an alcoholic or a serial killer, but I just sit on my arse watching ER re-runs on More-4, thinking about cunnilingus and world peace...I love you, friend..... ...here is the first half of a documentary film made about me! A young lad on work experience at a production company made it it the hope of getting some work...Let's just say he had an agenda... ...part two - including a memorable scene with an old 'Catchphrase' episode on Challenge TV!!!

My Interests

golf

I'd like to meet:

Josef Goebbels, Joseph Stalin, Joseph of Aramethea, Jake La Motta, Marilyn Monroe, Hitler's dog, Roky Eriksson, Skip Spence, Peter Green, Son House, Chester Burnette, the bloke who invented the cream cracker, Alan Sugar, The woman with the hair on CSI:Miami, Peter Sutcliffe, Grover and the cast of Sesame Street, Kramer, George, Jerry & Elaine, Desi Arnez, Clark Gable, Joseph Cotten, Peter Lorre, Sidney Greenstreet, Humphrey Bogart, Ed Gein, Charles Manson, Brian Wilson, Richard Wilson, Wilson Pickett, Doe-eyed women, Juliana Pastrana, Grace Daniels, Michael Jackson's surgeon, misc. freaks, Fozzie Bear, Robert Zimmerman, John Lennon, Mark Chapman, Dennis Nilson, my grand-dad, Augustus Owsley III, Neil Cassady, Ken Kesey, Stark Naked... *before I became an artist & therefore unemployable, I used to be interested in watching shit like this...Incidentally I am still awaiting payment for my overly enthusiastic slating of the boy Routledge...

Music:

yes, I like it a lot, but am too fat to read the NME...Blues/Psychedelia/Americana/alt country etc etc...

Movies:

...all the usual...It's not cool to like "The Champ" though is it.

Television:

Rising Damp, Seinfeld, Hancock, all those list shows with Jimmy effing Carr, NYPD, ER, Dr Kildare, My Name is Earl, Working Lunch.

Books:

I read books to make me appear cleverer than I actually am in public places and Steven King in my bedroom...Murakami/Carver/Bukowski...Gillian McKeith's What Not to Eat.

Heroes:

Superman/Batman/Spiderman/Hulk etc etc...Peter Green, Skip Spence, David Crosby, Bob Dylan, Robert Crumb, Van Gogh, Rembrandt, Goya, people who commit acts of gross indecency...Chris Waddle/Tony Hancock/Tommy Cooper/Howling Wolf/Ginsberg/Lawrence Ferlanghetti/Garth Hudson.

My Blog

UNDER WRAPS - Larry Sloane Returns Doc Pt.2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1sDblMUEIU ...this is the second half... BTW should you wish to commission me or Perry for you radio station please contact me through the usual channels.....
Posted by Larry on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:35:00 PST

UNDER WRAPS - Larry Sloane Returns Doc Pt.1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbEgj4yqDmw hello friends! ...this a new film made by up and coming film-maker and investiagtive journalist Michael Barton about my proposed radio pilot, th...
Posted by Larry on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:33:00 PST

...bizarro 'ART-FACTOR' (10:03:07)

...here's an edited clip from the very bizarre & ineptly organised 'Art-Factor' event...it was this evening that caused me to rethink my involvement in the oneyeargallery project...Enjoy!!! ...
Posted by Larry on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

*from "An Evening with Lawrence Sloane..."

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Posted by Larry on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:18:00 PST

...for those who were away...

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Posted by Larry on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

"THIRTY-FUCKING-ONE!"

Hello Dear hearts! I trust that your Christmas went well, the tree remained upright and your flatulance was a mere irritation, as opposed to a complete gastric collapse??? Good... ...I don't know why ...
Posted by Larry on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

"Mr Cowface sings..."

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Posted by Larry on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:26:00 PST

"Try it...You might like it..???!!"

Well, well, well...Here I am wasting more precious seconds of my life in the social whirlpool that is myspace...I am even getting to the stage where I am thinking of making friends with that popular y...
Posted by Larry on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST