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chip

...BORN TO KILL....

About Me

Don't let my size fool you... I'm 5 pounds of thunder! When I bark, you say "how high!?"

My Interests

sleeping, eating, begging, getting kisses, marking my territory, barking at neighbors, chasing cars, chewing my bone, humping my toys...

I'd like to meet:

triumph, ren, bingo, rin tin tin, benji, buck bundy, air bud, cujo, deputy dawg, dogbert, einstein, goofy, grimm, huckleberry hound, mcgruff, milo, old yeller, otis, pluto, rowlf, scooby doo, scrappy doo, snoopy, spike, spuds mackenzie, white fang, wonderdog, hooch, beethoven, santa's little helper... and lassie (that bitch!)

Music:

sonomaris

Movies:

Only seen one movie in the theater - Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring! My dad sneaked me into the Chinese Theater in Hollywood, when I was a few months old and weighed less than a pound... I tried to escape and eat some popcorn!

Television:

I only pay attention when I see little dogs running around in the tv box... I always bark, but they never reply!

Books:

Do I look like a seeing-eye dog to you? I don't read anything and play dumb to get more treats!

Heroes:

Triumph

My Blog

Go Shorty!!

Happy Birthday to me!Happy Birthday to ME!Happy Birthday Mr. Chip,F.U.!! Gimme a Bone!!
Posted by chip on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST

Die, Shower Curtain!! Die!!

...so, this morning, my owner gets up to take a shower. Him knowing that the freakin' shower curtain drives me nuts, he starts to shake the shower curtain knowing that it pisses me off!! So, while I'm...
Posted by chip on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 12:06:00 PST