EATING ASS, EATING ASS, EATING ASS, OH YEAH AND FOR SOME REASON I FOUND THE TASTE OF FRESH HOT SHIT TO BE QUITE EXQUISITE....CANT HATE ME FOR TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT...I LIKE TO TAKE LONG WALKS UNDER THE STARS AND I LOVE TO CUDDLE...
IM NOT REALLY INTO OTHER CHIHUAHUA'S IM LOOKING FOR BIGGER BITCHES...I LIKE THEM THICK.....IN ALL HONESTY MY FIRST EXPERIENCE WAS A GAY ONE.....I LIKE TO LICK ASS ALMOST WHENEVER I GET THE CHANCE TOO...MY MOTTO IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE SOFT ON THE INSIDE IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN...WOOF WOOF....BUT YEAH...I USUALLY HUMP MY ROOMMATE FLUFFMEISTER WHENEVER I GET THE OPPORTUNITY...HES PRETTY COOL WITH THAT....HE SOMETIMES SNEAKS IN A LICK OR TWO...WE ARE SWINGERS WHO ARE LOOKING FOR OTHER COUPLES OUT THERE WHO WANT TO SWAP BITCHES FOR THE NIGHT....BUTTFUCKING ITS THE GREATEST DONT U AGREE?
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, DOG SYMPHONY, THE CHICKEN DANCE AND ANYTHING THAT SOUNDS GOOD...I CANT STAND COUNTRY....WHO CAN? I LOVE TO DANCE TO HOUSE MUSIC AND WHO CAN FORGET MY ALL TIME BEST SNOOP DOGG....LOVE THAT NIAGA
GOOD BOY, ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN...I ALMOST CRIED, WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS, MEN IN BLACK 1 AND 2, MILO AND OTIS....I LOVE THOSE GUYS...SOMETIMES I SNEAK IN A PORNO OR TWO.....DOGGY DOES DALLAS....CHIHUAHUA CHEECHEES.....COCK HER SPANKIELS.....MY FAV....
WHO HAS TIME FOR T.V., BESIDES THE ANIMAL PLANET IS KIND OF DEPRESSING NOW!!!!
YEAH RIGHT!
MY MOTHER AND FATHER FOR HAVING ME! FLUFFY! AND MARIJUANA